On 06/17/2013 03:16 PM, Michael Havens wrote:
today I got a call from an indian ..
"Are you getting a lot of error messages on your computer?"
"Oh my GOD.... how did you know?"
"Our server is reporting it?"
"What."
"Our server is reporting it?"
"Okay"
"Let's see if we can fix it."
"What?"
"Let's see if we can fix it."
"What?"
"Let's see if we can fix it."
"Okay. What do you want me to do?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"What?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"What?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"What?"
"Go to the start button in the lower-right hand of your screen."
"Got it"
"Now hold the right button down and press 'R'. What do you see?"
"What am I supposed to see?
He said something and I said that was it.
He then got irate and said I was supposed to see a fill in box (I
think), called me an idiot, and hung up. hahahaha
I just wait til they do their spiel, then I say in a creepy voice:
"I did what you asked, but the blood... it's EVERYWHERE... it won't wash
off... why? I did what you asked. OH GOD, THE BLOOOOOOD!"
Then just go silent.
That usually works.
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