On Mon, May 16, 2011 at 9:19 AM, Aaron Toponce <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 07:22:08AM -0600, AJ ONeal wrote:
>> I need a caption. I missed something. I don't get it.
>
> Apparently, May 21 is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ based on some new
> "evidence" found in the Bible:
>
> http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/nomanknows/nomanknows.html
>
> These Christians seem to be gathering in various locations, announcing this
> judgement day. It's going to be fun for me watching the site on the 22nd.
>
> --
> . o .   o . o   . . o   o . .   . o .
> . . o   . o o   o . o   . o o   . . o
> o o o   . o .   . o o   o o .   o o o
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The Bible is very clear on this.  It says not even Jesus knows when he
will return.  (Although, I bet he has a pretty good idea.)
Now, if Jesus doesn't even know, how is it that this group knows?

Sadly, when groups like this make a prediction for the end of the
world and then it doesn't happen, often, they all commit suicide.
I say "Look, it didn't happen.  Make a new prediction.  Then go to
Disneyland.  Say you were wrong last time.  Do whatever.  But don't
commit suicide."
I've made a couple of predictions that were wrong.  (For example my
march madness brackets did not turn out at all.)  I didn't commit
suicide over it though.

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