> Remember that best friend you had back in college, the one who got rich
> and has been looking to repay you for being so willing to buy pizza on
> your credit card? His bank account is overflowing and he's looking to
> share the wealth. He might call your mother, neighbors, priest, and
> girlfriend trying to give you a windfall.
>
> Corey

Yeah, I remember him, evidently he became the Deputy Under Secretary
of Finance for Nigramumbikistan and said if I sent him $4,000 via
Eastern Onion, to cover the taxes he would send me the proceeds from
the lottery I won.  He also has a line on some ocean front property
for sale in Southern Utah, dirt cheap!

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