Dear Elders of the Internet, It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru. I have been working very hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical manuals and Red Bull, and refusing to have a single razor in the house. I've been at it for six months now and I can perform any of several tasks with my eyes closed, but my beard (while quite thick and curly) is still only a modest 2.75 inches long. It has remained at this length for the past month and a half.
At this point I am beginning to fear that I will never have a true Unix Beard. May I still submit my application for Unix Guru, or will I forever be cursed to live as a low-level functionary? Sincerely, Daniel /* PLUG: http://plug.org, #utah on irc.freenode.net Unsubscribe: http://plug.org/mailman/options/plug Don't fear the penguin. */
