The requirement is that all beards be a full 3 inches long.
On Mon, Jul 7, 2014 at 3:25 PM, Daniel C. <[email protected]> wrote: > Dear Elders of the Internet, > > It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru. I have been working very > hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical > manuals and Red Bull, and refusing to have a single razor in the house. > I've been at it for six months now and I can perform any of several tasks > with my eyes closed, but my beard (while quite thick and curly) is still > only a modest 2.75 inches long. It has remained at this length for the > past month and a half. > > At this point I am beginning to fear that I will never have a true Unix > Beard. May I still submit my application for Unix Guru, or will I forever > be cursed to live as a low-level functionary? > > Sincerely, > Daniel > > /* > PLUG: http://plug.org, #utah on irc.freenode.net > Unsubscribe: http://plug.org/mailman/options/plug > Don't fear the penguin. > */ > /* PLUG: http://plug.org, #utah on irc.freenode.net Unsubscribe: http://plug.org/mailman/options/plug Don't fear the penguin. */
