Nothing like a well forged parable to brighten up your day....
> Received from: jo
> At: 9:31 am (GMT) on Wed, Feb 5, 2003
>
>>Are you saying WindowShadeX is
>>dangerous? Or is the insane ape something else?
>
> Most insane apes are fine provided you take steps not to anger them. The
> primary steps that you should take should be to prevent placing them in
> situations where hoards of journalists take powerful flash photos of
> them; this especially dangerous should the ape be chained to some sort of
> podium-like construction as part of a vaudeville show. Secondly, you
> should prevent the ape from seeing any dramatically-designed architecture
> that might remind it of geological features from its native habitat.
> Shoud the ape glimpse such aritecture it will almost certainly attempt to
> climb up it and fight a climactic battle -- with doomed results.
>
> Hope this helps.
> Rick
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> THE PANOPTICON and Ziggurat Prime
> exist to observe, track and interlace both
> the physical arena and temporal paradigm
> of our perceptive sphere, and to protect
> the same from insurgent activities
> from The OutSide. Our DataPriests and
> Chaostatisticians operate parametrical
> referencing across the globe, consolidating
> infostreams for later realignment
> and crossfielding.
>
> Your safety from pandemic informational
> misflow is assured.
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