Received from: jo
At: 9:31 am (GMT) on Wed, Feb 5, 2003

>Are you saying WindowShadeX is
>dangerous? Or is the insane ape something else?

Most insane apes are fine provided you take steps not to anger them. The
primary steps that you should take should be to prevent placing them in
situations where hoards of journalists take powerful flash photos of
them; this especially dangerous should the ape be chained to some sort of
podium-like construction as part of a vaudeville show. Secondly, you
should prevent the ape from seeing any dramatically-designed architecture
that might remind it of geological features from its native habitat.
Shoud the ape glimpse such aritecture it will almost certainly attempt to
climb up it and fight a climactic battle -- with doomed results. 

Hope this helps.
Rick

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