As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the Subang airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is
their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyata Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....
Jap: Look ..look..
Proton...no good.... made in
Driver: yah....
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.. look.. Nissan!!!..very good!! very fast! made in
Driver: yah....yah...
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom.
Jap: look.. look.. Honda!!. very GOOD!!.very fast!!
....made in
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .. look... look.. meter!!..very good!!....very
fast!.. Made in
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