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What would your answer be? =20 An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job = opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who= were equally qualified.=20=20 =20 He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answe= r would determine which of them would get the job.=20 =20 The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the inter= viewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"=20 =20 Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It = just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's ju= st there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."=20 =20 "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked th= e second man.=20 =20 "Hmm....let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know that it= ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."=20 =20 "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a very po= pular clich=E9." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his= reply.=20 =20 "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall the= re's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture= the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A= LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."=20 =20 The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had= found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.=20=20 =20 Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same questio= n.=20 =20 The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvio= us to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA"=20 =20 "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.=20 =20 "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't fe= eling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK= , or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!=20 =20 HE GOT THE JOB !=20 =20 =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D =20 =20 <http://www.bobbyvans.com/>=20=20 =20 [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] *************************************************************************** Berdikusi dg Santun & Elegan, dg Semangat Persahabatan. Menuju Indonesia yg= Lebih Baik, in Commonality & Shared Destiny. www.arsip.da.ru *************************************************************************** __________________________________________________________________________ Mohon Perhatian: 1. Harap tdk. memposting/reply yg menyinggung SARA (kecuali sbg otokritik) 2. Pesan yg akan direply harap dihapus, kecuali yg akan dikomentari. 3. Lihat arsip sebelumnya, www.ppi-india.da.ru;=20 4. Posting: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 5. Satu email perhari: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6. No-email/web only: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7. kembali menerima email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] =20 Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ =20
