bismi-lLahi-rRahmani-rRahiem, alhamdu li- lLahi
Rabbi-l'alamien wa- shshalatu wa-ssalamu 'ala asyrafi-
lAnbiyai wa-lMursalien, wa man tabiahu ila yaumi-
ddien. NastaienuHu wa nastaghfiruHu min sayyiati
anfusina wa sayyiati amalina, ma- yyahdli-lLahu fala
mudlillalah wama- yyudlli-lLahu fala hadiyalah. 'amma
bad.
a-ssalamu 'alaikum wa rahmatu-lLahi wa barakatuH,
let's read it together.
it's from a sister, very good and uplifting dialogue.
How To Install Love...
A call comes through on the customer service line.
Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you
today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install love. Can you guide me through the
process?
CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have
you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other
programs running right now. Is it okay to install
while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE,
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM
running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase
PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It
may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually
overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own
called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to
completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.
Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary
until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been
completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing
itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says
it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you
see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program. You need to begin connecting to other
Heart's in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already.
What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.
It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on
external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
HEART. It is one of those complicated programming
things, but in non-technical terms it means you have
to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE"
others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called
"SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files
and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory:
FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any
programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITIC.EXE
from all directories, and to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back, you will need to
empty your recycle bin.
Customer : Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with
new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right
now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM
are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this
normal?
C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but
eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper
time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should
be able to handle it from here. One more thing before
I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everybody you meet. They will in
turn share it with other people and they will return
some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way,
what's your name?
CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also
known as The Great Physician. Most people feel all
they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy,
but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily
maintenance for maximum efficiency.
Give a little love away .... keep in touch.
Subhanaka-lLahuma wa bihamdiK/glory & praise/gratitude
is to You O Allah, asy-hadu alla illaha illa
Ant/ i bear witness there is none that has the right
to my worship but You, astaghfiruKa wa a tubu illaiK/
i
ask Your forgiveness and repent unto You.
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Leo Imanov
Abdu-lLah
AllahsSlave
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