You can avoid that by getting a colostomy. Then everyone will avoid you. :)
Anyhow, we are discussing Leland's health and his possible HGV positive diagnosis. HALinNY -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Michael Madigan Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:54 To: ProFox Email List Subject: RE: [OT] Biodiesel flowing at San Mateo County co-ops I'd rather die than have a doctor stick his finger up my ass:) You have to clean a guy's house and listen to Broadway tunes after that. --- Hal Kaplan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > When was the last time you had your prostate checked, Leland? And the > colonoscopy? If you are ignoring these things, you are flirting with > death, particularly if your HDL is low and your LDL is high. > > Get it checked ... We worry about you. > > HALinNY > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Leland Jackson > Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 11:47 > To: ProFox Email List > Subject: Re: [OT] Biodiesel flowing at San Mateo County co-ops > > Nope, I have a complete physical annually, and my blood work was > perfect; except, I need to raise the leave of my good cholesterol. > I'm working on that. > > Regards, > > LelandJ > > > Dave Crozier wrote: > > >If you had a Heavy Goods Vehicle you'd probably be HGV Positive!!! > > > >I'd get checked out quick ;-) > > > > > >Dave Crozier > >"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly > >smart > > >things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability > >to > > >do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match" - > >Bill Bryson > > > > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > >Behalf Of Leland Jackson > >Sent: 21 June 2006 16:18 > >To: ProFox Email List > >Subject: Re: [OT] Biodiesel flowing at San Mateo County co-ops > > > >Only by diesel soot. <g> > > > >Regards, > > > >LelandJ > > > >Michael Madigan wrote: > > > > > > > >>I suspect the Jetta's tailpile has already been violated. LOL > >> > >>--- Hal Kaplan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>>Kewl! Are you going to marry the car you love? If so, we need to > >>>amend the Constitution to allow such no-sex marriages :) > >>> > >>>HALinNY > >>> > >>>-----Original Message----- > >>>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > >>>Behalf Of Leland Jackson > >>>Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 10:43 > >>>To: ProFox Email List > >>>Subject: Re: [OT] Biodiesel flowing at San Mateo County co-ops > >>> > >>>Yes, US gallons in mixed city and highway driving. I love my VW > >>>Jetta Wagon TDI. > >>> > >>>Regards, > >>> > >>>LelandJ > >>> > >>>Adam Buckland wrote: > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>>I'm making the assumption that that's US gallons your talking > >>>>about in which case that's impressive. > >>>> > >>>>-----Original Message----- > >>>>From: Leland Jackson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>>>Sent: 21 June 2006 04:58 > >>>>To: [email protected] > >>>>Subject: [OT] Biodiesel flowing at San Mateo County co-ops > >>>> > >>>>Biodiesel co-ops sound good to me. > >>>> > >>>>Report on my VW Jetta Wagon from last stop at Tye Truck Stop: > >>>> > >>>>Miles driven 537 > >>>>Gallon used 12.763 > >>>>Miles per Gallon 42.0747 > >>>> > >>>>This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom > >>>they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please > >>>notify > > >>>the system manager. This message contains confidential information > >>>and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the > >>>named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this > e-mail. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
