Chet, 1. Six, one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light 2. Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice, we are all used to being in the dark
Q. What's the difference between a bass player and a toilet? A. A toilet only has to take crap from one ass hole at a time. Q - Why do bands have bass players? A - To translate for the drummer. Q - What's the difference between a Bassist and an Elephant that's just eaten a tin of baked beans? A - One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a Elephant. Q - How do you confuse a bassist? A - Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one! Q. Why don't bass players ever catch a cold? A. Even a virus has some pride A tour manager comes across the guitarist and bass player fighting at the side of the stage and pulls them apart asking what the problem was. "That bastard detuned one of the strings on my bass", says the bass player, "And we're on stage in five minutes." "So what's the problem?", asks the tour manager. "He won't tell me which string it was he detuned", said the Bassist. Don't get me started! Anyhow as an aside, I just had my base valued for insurance purposes as I've started playing again after about 5 years off. It's a Pre CBS Precision with an ebony fretboard that I had specially fitted along with solid silver fretting about 30 years ago. I was gobsmacked in that they have valued it at 4,000 uk pounds especially seeing as it has a bit of history to it having belonged to the ex basist in Jethro Tull who I used to know very well and then Jack Bruce who owned it for about 4 years. I have all the associated provenance etc but I was mightily surprised for sure! Still not enough to retire on though ...and I'll think twice before just chucking it in the flight case now! Dave Crozier "A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match" - Bill Bryson -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Chet Gardiner Sent: 14 July 2006 08:16 To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Have a Calendar object? You are completely, absolutely forgiven! How many Bass players does it take to change a light bulb? 1 - 5 - 1 -5 - 1- 5 Chet Dave Crozier wrote: >Chet, >The problem is that the native M$ ActiveX won't accept a null date as >VFP will. I have a modded calendar activeX wrapper that substitutes "01/01/1900" >within the control whenever a null date is found somewhere as I had the >same problem. I'll either find it or just redo the mod if it looks as >though it is going to be of use to you. > >Dave Crozier > >PS But only if I am forgiven for my M$ Jibe earlier!!! <BG> Anyhow us >Bass players have to stick together don't we. > >-----Original Message----- >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On >Behalf Of Chet Gardiner >Sent: 14 July 2006 02:00 >To: [email protected] >Subject: Re: Have a Calendar object? > >Hmmm. > >Close? > >The bound field can have an empty date -- in fact, for many of them >that's their natural state. This control doesn't seem to want to >display an empty date (<table>.<datefield> = {} ) > >Dave Crozier wrote: > > > >>Chet, >>I have posted a VFP ActiveX Drop calendar which can be bound to a >>table field on my site at: >> >>www.replacement-software.co.uk/vfp/VFP_Calendar.zip >> >>Please note that it requires binding at design time. If you need late >>binding I'll change it accordingly. >> >>Hope it helps. >> >>Dave Crozier >> >>-----Original Message----- >>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On >>Behalf Of Chet Gardiner >>Sent: 13 July 2006 21:18 >>To: [email protected] >>Subject: Re: Have a Calendar object? >> >> >>You got it!!! :-) >> >>And what's really amazing is that I have at least 3 PC's and it don't >>work on any of them. That's a good working definition of a conspiracy >>:-) >> >> >>David Crooks wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >>>On Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:00 PM Chet Gardiner wrote: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>>SO IF ANYONE WONDERS WHY THE HELL I'm retiring for good from >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>programming after 42 years >of this shit........ >>> >>>So, you are tired of people telling you that it works on my PC? 8-) >>> >>>David L. Crooks >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
