Dave Crozier wrote:
Whilst all us other poor mortals toil away at the office!
It's only a 7 hour plane flight to the land of plenty, for all youse
guys on the other side of the pond. You could have off on all sorts of
days... the third Monday in January, the end of the second week in
February, the third Monday in February, the last Monday in May, the 4th
day of July, the first Monday in September, the last day of October, the
4th Thursday in November. And let's not forget the 4th last day of December.
So instead of toiling at the office, you could be enjoying yourself in
the lap of luxury at home: "Honey, paint the garage." "Honey, take out
the garbage." "Honey, pick up after the dog." "Honey, cut the grass."
"Honey, run to the store and get me a package of tampons." "Honey, you
got the wrong kind, go back and do it right." "Honey, get the grill
ready for dinner." "Honey, move all the furniture out of the living room
so I can have a tupperware party tonight." (and, after watching the last
30 seconds of the Packer-Bear football game) "Honey, do you have to have
that damn TV on all freakin' day????? How about you make yourself useful
around the house just this once, please?"
Whil
(who has figured out how to avoid all the household chores, once and for
all....)
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