Will, I assume you sent this email whilst lying in a hospital bed with major injuries to the head! <BG>
Dave Crozier The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and to lie about your age Whil Said: It's only a 7 hour plane flight to the land of plenty, for all youse guys on the other side of the pond. You could have off on all sorts of days... the third Monday in January, the end of the second week in February, the third Monday in February, the last Monday in May, the 4th day of July, the first Monday in September, the last day of October, the 4th Thursday in November. And let's not forget the 4th last day of December. So instead of toiling at the office, you could be enjoying yourself in the lap of luxury at home: "Honey, paint the garage." "Honey, take out the garbage." "Honey, pick up after the dog." "Honey, cut the grass." "Honey, run to the store and get me a package of tampons." "Honey, you got the wrong kind, go back and do it right." "Honey, get the grill ready for dinner." "Honey, move all the furniture out of the living room so I can have a tupperware party tonight." (and, after watching the last 30 seconds of the Packer-Bear football game) "Honey, do you have to have that damn TV on all freakin' day????? How about you make yourself useful around the house just this once, please?" Whil (who has figured out how to avoid all the household chores, once and for all....) -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.11.7/436 - Release Date: 01/09/2006 _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
