What does the average Arkansas player get on his SATs?
......Drool.
What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia
cheerleaders in one room?
.......A full set of teeth.
How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm
room?
.....Grease her hips and push.
How do you get a Florida graduate off your porch?
.......Pay him for the pizza.
How do you know if an Alabama football player has a
girlfriend?
......There is tobacco spit on both sides
of his pickup.
Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
......Because they play dead at home and
get killed on the road.
What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla)
football player's life?
......His freshman year.
How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a
light bulb?
.......None. That's a sophomore course.
Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......Durham, North Carolina. He knew that
the police would never
look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
......You can wear it to the game on
Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of
the week.
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