Notable Quotes:

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 Is Windows Antique?

 SILICON VALLEY -- The first ever antique mall devoted to computers has
 opened its doors deep in the heart of Silicon Valley.  Named "Stacks
 of Antiqueues", the new mall features obsolete hardware, old software,
 and other curiosities that only a nerd would want to buy.  The mall
 also features a whole collection of Microsoft software, which, as can
 be expected, has the Redmond giant up in arms.

The mall, founded by a group of Linux, FreeBSD, and BeOS users, has a whole
 section devoted to Microsoft "antiques".  Offerings range from a rare
 (and expensive) copy of Windows 1.0 all the way up to Windows 98.  All
 versions of DOS from 1.0 up are available, in addition to such Microsoft
 products as Bob, Profit, and Multiplan.

 Bob Hinesdorf, one of the mall's founders, defends the decision to
 include Microsoft products in its selection of antique computer stuff.
 "Windows 98 is surely antique; it's based on 16 bit Windows 3.x code,
 which was based on 16 bit DOS code, which was based loosely on 8 bit
 CP/M."

 #------------------------------

 Open Source Beer Revolution

 Yesterday, Red Hat introduced an 'open source' beer called Red Brew. The
 recipes for making the beer are available for free over the Net, and
 microbrewery kits are available at low cost from Red Hat. Says a Red Hat
spokesman, "With the proliferation of free (open source) software, it was only a matter of time before open source beer became reality. After all, the only
 thing hackers like more than free software is free beer!"

Following the Red Hat annoucement, other companies are racing to launch their own beer 'distribution'. Caldera is developing an OpenBrew beer. Meanwhile, Patrick Volkerding is working on a SlackBeer distribution, and DebianBrew is
 expected soon.

Traditional breweries and beer distributors are not thrilled about open source beer. "This is ludicrous! People want beer that comes from time-tested, secret recipes -- not beer from recipes invented overnight! Open source is a fad," a
 spokesman for Buddwizzer Beer, Inc. said. In addition, other beverage
distributors are nervous. "First open source beer, and soon open source soft drinks! Before we know it, we'll have RedCoke and SlackPepsi! This open source plague must be stopped before it eats into our bottom line! Don't quote me on
 that last sentence," the CEO of Croak-a-Cola said.

 #---------------------------------

Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is.
              -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>

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 He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
 argument.
         -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

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 I'll say it again for the logic impaired.
              -- Larry Wall

Larry must be talking about Microsoft's "extend, enhance, extinguish" MO LOL

#----------------------

 "...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
 the Ugly)."
 (By Matt Welsh)

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Regards,

LelandJ



On 05/13/2014 03:09 PM, [email protected] wrote:
oops...forgot the [NF]

On 2014-05-13 16:09, [email protected] wrote:
Per Beth Massi's blog post entitled "Exciting Times for .NET":
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/bethmassi/archive/2014/04/10/exciting-times-for-net.aspx

"There was a lot of love given to us .NET developers, and at the same
time cross-platform development permeated the hallways."

'This highlights the change of attitude across all our teams to really
embrace open source and cross-platform development in the “New
Microsoft”. '

"You asked for it, you got it. .NET Native, Open, and Cross-platform."


Alright Ed, Ted, Whil, Alan, Dave, Stephen, Greg Gum, Chad Bourque, et
al.  Time to come back to Microsoft.  They're listening now.

:-)


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