> "I have a computer with > Windows 95, and sometimes it stops working. Do you know what the problem > might be"
"Sure do, just call this number", then hand over a card with a Bill Gates name, and phone #: 800-289-9633 (800-BUZZOFF). Feel free to swap various other letters for the BUZZOFF part <g>... heh-heh Gil > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Lou Syracuse > Sent: Friday, August 03, 2007 1:28 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: [NF] Nothing is Trivial! > > > I like that response, have to print up some cards and try it sometime. :) > > I'll never forget the time way back when Win98 was about to be > released, the > goalie on my hockey team cornered me and said: "I have a computer with > Windows 95, and sometimes it stops working. Do you know what the problem > might be" > > Woof! > > Ls > > > -----Original Message----- > From: mrgmhale [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > ... > I guess we techie geeks all have similar issues when folks are > told we work > with computers. You know, the old, "You know, my son/daughter has a > computer that.... <yada-yada-yada>..." One associate of mine found that > having a business card for her side business is handy while at work. When > folks hit her up for "free info", she hands them her outside > business card, > tells them she is not allowed to spend their employer's time & money on > non-business issues, call her at her home office, and her rate is > $95.00 per > hour for consulting and related services. That stops folks dead in their > tracks from what she tells me. And she never gets nonsense calls > that way. > I guess those are the folks that corner me when I go on site <g>. They > can't get her to help, so I > > This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential > and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to > whom they are addressed. > If you have received this e-mail in error please notify the > originator of the message. This footer also confirms that this > e-mail message has been scanned for the presence of computer viruses. > Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual > sender, except where the sender specifies and with authority, > states them to be the views of Merle Norman Cosmetics or The > Nethercutt Collection. > > [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
