Drinking with a Redneck Texan A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas Redneck are all three in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Texas Redneck , cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 6" barrel 45 thumb-buster , and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass in mid air, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, the Texas Redneck says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.' _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
