Pete Theisen wrote:
> Leland F. Jackson, CPA wrote:
>   
>> Yes, I misspoke.  Currently reactor rods can be used to shut down a 
>> nuclear power plant, but it is not an instantaneous process, nor is it 
>> failsafe.
>>
>> There must be billion ways that a nuclear reation could go wrong, and 
>> accidents happen ever day.  When an accident happens to me, I'm alway 
>> amazed, because, I never know what's going to get me.
>>     
>
> Hi Leland!
>
> Ain't nothing going to get you, you are a Texan. They even have post 
> turtles in Texas.
>   

You just insulted me, I think.  LOL  That's a little more clever than 
the one about the $8.00 spell checker.

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Excerpt:

A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working 
cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the 
doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man 
about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.

The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a 
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on 
top, that's a Post Turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to 
explain:

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he 
can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help 
the poor dumb bastard get down."

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushpostturtle.htm

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Regards,

LelandJ


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