1. January, my neighbour threw dirt in my lawn
2. February, my neighbour cut one of my trees
3. March, my neighbour hit my dog
4. April, my neighbour killed my dog
5. May, my neighbour ruined my car's paint
6. June, somebody hit me in the face. Guess who it was? Yes, my neighbour.
Can you see the pattern here?
P.S: Things I don't tell :
1. January, I was digging my backyard to make a swimming pool (guess
where did the dirt go)
2. February, Bill has been complaining that my tree is damaging his
roof, sod him.
3. March, Buffer attacked Bill today. The sissy had to run into his
house kicking Buffer so as not to be bitten.
4. April, Buffer went mad and attacked Bill's baby daughter.
5. May, Ha! I parked in front of Bill's front door, he had to get out
through a window. Good joke!
6. June, I made a pass at Bill's wife Jennifer. She went nuts when I
touched her ass.
Kent Belan wrote:
> A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine
> that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.
>
> Pause a moment, reflect back.
>
> These events are actual events from history..
>
> They really happened!!!
>
> Do you remember?
>
> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist.
>
> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
> Muslim male extremists.
>
> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male
> extremists.
>
> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
> Muslim male extremists.
>
> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male
> extremists.
>
> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
> American passenger was murdered and th ro wn overboard in his wheelchair by
> Muslim male extremists.
>
> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver
> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists.
>
> 8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.
>
> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Cen ter was bombed the first time by Muslim
> male extremists.
>
> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim
> male extremists.
>
> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
> take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
> the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
> Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists.
>
> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim
> male extremists.
>
> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by-- you
> guessed it-- M uslim male ext remists.
>
> No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to
> ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on
> killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile
> certain people... Absolutely No Profiling!
>
> They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline
> pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the
> President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
> Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
> alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
>
> According to The Book of Revelations:
>
> The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will
> deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like
> appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will
> promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy
> everything.
>
> And Now:
> For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America
> want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet --
> The Presidency of the United states of America ... A Male of Muslim descent
> who is the most extremely liberal Senator in Congress (in other words an
> extremest) and in his 40s.
>
> Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of
> Reason ???
>
> As the writer of the award winning story 'Forrest Gump' so aptly put it,
> 'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'
>
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