Michael Oke, II wrote:
> Holy cow Pete. It's humour, accept it for what it is.
Hi Michael,
So humor now excludes irony? Come to think of it, perhaps . . .
>>> Question: is Hell exothermic (loosing heat) or endothermic (absorbing
>>> heat) ?
>>> In the first place we need to know by what measure the total mass of
>>> Hell varies with time. In order to do that we have to know the rhythm at
>>> which souls enter Hell and the rhythm at which they leave it. I
>>> understand, however, that once inside Hell, souls never leave it.
>>> Therefore, nothing goes out. As for the souls that enter it, let us see
>>> what the different religions have to say: most of them declare that if
>>> you do not belong to them you will go to Hell. Given that there is more
>>> than one religion that asserts this and given that people do not belong
>>> to more than one, we may conclude that all souls go to Hell. With the
>>> present rates of births and deaths, we can deduce that the number of
>>> souls in Hell grows exponentially. Let us consider now how the volume of
>>> Hell varies: according to Boyle's Law in order for the temperature and
>>> pressure in Hell remain stable, the volume should expand in proportion
>>> to the number of souls entering it.
>>>
>>> Therefore there are two possibilities:
>>>
>>> 1. If Hell expands at a speed less than the speed of entry of souls, the
>>> temperature and pressure inside Hell will increase until it disintegrates.
>>>
>>> 2. If Hell expands at a speed greater than the speed of entry of souls,
>>> the temperature and pressure will decrease until Hell freezes.
>>>
>>> Which is the true possibility?
>>>
>>> If we accept what Anna told me in my first year in college ("Hell will
>>> freeze before I go to bed with you") and considering that I went to bed
>>> with her last night, possibility number 2 is the true one. Consequently
>>> we will accept as true that Hell is exothermic and that it is already
>>> frozen. The corolary of this theory is, since Hell is already frozen, it
>>> does not accept any more souls and, consequently it is extinguished,
>>> leaving Heaven as the only proof of the existence of a Divine Being,
>>> which explains why, last night, Anne could not stop shouting "Oh my God!"
>> The student did mess up on one detail. Souls are not material and
>> therefore have no spacial requirement. How many angels can dance on the
>> head of a pin? All that there are, none of them take up any space. Thus
>> adding souls, even all the souls that there are, would have no effect.
--
Regards,
Pete
http://pete-theisen.com/
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