On Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Steve Ellenoff <[email protected]> wrote: > My friend Michael Gutman send this joke my way.. > > > Q:: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb? > A: Three: > One to write the light bulb removal program, > one to write the light bulb insertion program, and > one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure > nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
----------------------- Only one to put in a work order. This is a hardware issue. -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer CIMSgts 901.246-0159 cell _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.

