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gue kalo punya piaraan.. kucing misal nya.. juga ngga mau kucing gue di bantai.. --- In [email protected], "rezameutia" <rezameutia@...> wrote: > > > Hehehe... > Jadi emang mata lu terlalu sipit baca tulisan gw, atau lu bacanya pake biji > peler, atau bahkan lu terlalu dogol untuk mengerti tulisan gw? > > Coba dipake otak lo dong tem, mosok gw mau anjing sipit gw dibantai? > > > > > > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > > > > Hehehe... jadi lu pengen gua dibantai kopasus atau tentara. > > > > Makin jelas tampang orang Islam, setelah Abbas Amin dan Dimas > > walahualan, sekarang reameutia jg pengen gua dibantai. > > > > > > > > On 3/23/13, rezameutia <rezameutia@> wrote: > > > tem, in i kristen2 dogol modar ditembak kopasus. > > > > > > untung bapak lo urusannya cuman sama tentara, jadi cuman digamparin > > > setengah > > > modar aja. > > > > > > coba kalo urusannya sama kopasus, bapak lo bukan cuman digamparin aja tapi > > > di jedor juga tuh kayak kristen dogol ini.. > > > > > > > > > ==== > > > > > > > > > > > > Anggota Kopassus Diduga Serbu Penjara di Sleman > > > Besar Kecil Normal > > > TEMPO.CO, Sleman - Lembaga Pemasyarakatan Cebongan Sleman diserang belasan > > > orang tak dikenal. Mereka mengincar empat tahanan yang menjadi tersangka > > > pengeroyok seorang anggota Kopassus hingga terwas. > > > > > > Kepala Kepolisian Daerah (Kapolda) Daerah Istimewa Yogyakarta Brigadir > > > Jenderal Sabar Rahardjo mengatakan empat tersangka yang diincar tewas > > > ditembak pada Sabtu, 23 Maret 2013 sekitar pukul 01.00 WIB. Mereka > > > merupakan > > > tersangka pelaku penganiayaan hingga menewaskan anggota TNI Angkatan Darat > > > Kesatuan Kopassus Kandang Menjangan, Kartosuro, Solo, Sersan Satu Santoso. > > > > > > "Ya, mereka pelakunya (penganiayaan Santoso)," kata Sabar Rahardjo, saat > > > berada di Lembaga Pemasyarakatan Cebngan Sleman, Sabtu pagi. > > > > > > Dia menjelaskan, kronologi kejadian itu, ada gerombolan dengan penutup > > > wajah > > > melompat pagar penjara setinggi sekitar 1,5 meter. Mereka lalu memaksa > > > penjaga membuka pintu dengan cara mengancam akan meledakkan granat. > > > > > > Setelah masuk penjara, mereka memaksa penjaga pembawa kunci ruang tahanan > > > untuk mencari target empat orang tersangka itu. Setelah mendapatkaan > > > target, > > > germbolaan itu menembak empat orang itu. Akibatnya empat orang itu tewas. > > > Dugaan sementara, ada sekitar 17 orang yang masuk, namun juga masih ada > > > yang > > > berjaga di luar penjara kelas 2B itu. > > > > > > Sementara, Closed Circuit Television (CCTV) yang dipaasang di penjaara itu > > > diambil oleh gerombolan itu. Hingga pagi hari, petugas dari Laboratorium > > > Forensik (Labfor) Polda Daerah Istimewa Yogyakarta masih berada di > > > penjara. > > > Di luar lapas, puluhan polisi dan tentara berjaga. > > > > > > Polisi masih melakukan penyelidikan untuk mencari para pelaku yang > > > menewaskan tersangka itu. Para tersangka adalah Hendrik Angel Sahetapi > > > alias > > > Deki, Adrianus Candra Galaga, Yohanes Juan Mambait, Gameliel Yermiayant > > > Rohi > > > Riwu. > > > > > > Mereka adalah tersangka kejadian penganiayaan Santoso, anggota Kopassus > > > pada > > > Selasa 19 Maret 2013 di Hugo's cafe, Jalan Adisutjipto, km 8,5, > > > Maguwoharjo, > > > Sleman. Tentara berpangkat Sersan Satu itu tewas dengan luka tusuk. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > > >> > > >> Dasar tolol, lu sbg orang Islam itu disuruh cebok pake tangan kiri, ga > > >> boleh pake tangan kanan. > > >> > > >> Kalo lu hrs gua ajarin cara cebok, gua kasih tau deh. Lu ambil batu 3 > > >> biji, lalu lu pegang batu pake tangan kiri lu, lalu lu pake buat > > >> bersihin pantat lu. Ga perlu pake tangan kanan, cukup pake tangan > > >> kiri. > > >> > > >> Praktekin tuh ajaran nabi lu yg ngajarin cara cebok Islami. > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> On 3/23/13, johny_indon <johny_indon@> wrote: > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > emang kalo tangan kanannya yg buntung trus ceboknya gimana juga blek? > > >> > coba sebagai pemerhati cebok gua pengen tau jawaban elu dan si kup... > > >> > eh > > >> > rico cebok. > > >> > > > >> > (orang sibuk ngobrolin investasi lu pade masih puyeng dgn soal > > >> > percebokan. > > >> > lol) > > >> > > > >> > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > > >> >> > > >> >> Gimana dgn orang yg udah dipotong tangan kirinya krn nyolong? Mereka > > >> >> kan ga boleh cebok pake tangan kanan. > > >> >> > > >> >> Gua rasa, si arra_s itu pasti suka lupa ngucapin bismilah, entah > > >> >> sengaja apa kagak, shg setan dan jin bisa ngeliat auratnya. > > >> >> > > >> >> Tp ga tau, apa setan dan jin itu ada di kamar mandi di apartemen di > > >> >> Korea. Kayaknya sih setan dan jin itu pada ngumpul di tanah Arab dan > > >> >> jg nempel dgn orang Islam ke mana2 nurut Quran, ga dgn kafir. > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> On 3/22/13, ttbnice <rparapat@> wrote: > > >> >> > Kalo gak cebok artinya gak ISlami dong.... hehehehe > > >> >> > > > >> >> > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> Inilah cara2 berak dan kencing yg Islami, menunjukkan betapa > > >> >> >> dungunya > > >> >> >> orang Islam dan ajaran Islam tsb. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> Agama tolol menghasilkan orang tolol, agama bejad menghasilkan > > >> >> >> orang > > >> >> >> bejad. Dan Islam menghasilkan orang tolol dan bejad krn Islam itu > > >> >> >> emang agama tolol dan bejad. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> http://islamqa.info/en/ref/12657/lavatory > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> This is a summary of the etiquette of relieving oneself, which it > > >> >> >> is > > >> >> >> mustahabb for the Muslim to observe when relieving himself. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 1 It is Sunnah to say "Bismillaah (in the name of Allaah)" when > > >> >> >> entering the washroom, because it was narrated from `Ali ibn Abi > > >> >> >> Taalib (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of > > >> >> >> Allaah > > >> >> >> (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: "The eyes of the > > >> >> >> jinn are blocked from seeing the `awraat of the sons of Adam when > > >> >> >> one > > >> >> >> of them says, on entering the washroom, `Bismillaah.'" > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Jumu'ah, 551. Classed as saheeh by > > >> >> >> al-Albaani in Saheeh Sunan al-Tirmidhi, no. 496). > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> It was also proven in the hadeeth of Anas that the Prophet (peace > > >> >> >> and > > >> >> >> blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: "Allaahumma inni a'oodhu > > >> >> >> bika > > >> >> >> min al-khubthi wa'l-khabaa'ith (O Allaah, I seek refuge in You from > > >> >> >> all offensive and wicked things (evil deeds and evil spirits)." > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 139) > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 2 He should enter with his left foot first, and exit with his > > >> >> >> right > > >> >> >> foot first. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 3 If he wants to relieve himself in a place that is not > > >> >> >> designated > > >> >> >> for that purpose, it is recommended for him to go far away (from > > >> >> >> people). > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 4 He should not face the qiblah or turn his back towards it when > > >> >> >> relieving himself, because of the hadeeth narrated from the Prophet > > >> >> >> (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) in which he said: "When > > >> >> >> any one of you needs to defecate, let him not face the qiblah or > > >> >> >> turn > > >> >> >> his back toward it; face east or west" [because Makkah is south of > > >> >> >> Madeenah Translator]." (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 141). > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 5 When urinating, a person must be careful not to let drops of > > >> >> >> urine > > >> >> >> land on his clothes or body, because it was narrated in the hadeeth > > >> >> >> of > > >> >> >> Ibn `Abbaas that "the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be > > >> >> >> upon > > >> >> >> him) passed by one of the gardens of Madeenah or Makkah, and he > > >> >> >> heard > > >> >> >> the voices of two men who were being punished in their graves. The > > >> >> >> Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: `They are > > >> >> >> being punished but they are not being punished for a major sin.' > > >> >> >> Then > > >> >> >> he said, `No, one of them used not to take precautions to protect > > >> >> >> himself from his urine, and the other used to go about spreading > > >> >> >> slander.' Then he called for a palm-branch, which he broke in two > > >> >> >> and > > >> >> >> placed each piece on a grave, It was said to him, `O Messenger of > > >> >> >> Allaah, why did you do that?' He said, `May their torment be > > >> >> >> reduced > > >> >> >> so long as these do not dry out' or `until these dry out.'" > > >> >> >> (Narrated > > >> >> >> by al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 209). > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 6 He should not hold his penis with his right hand whilst > > >> >> >> urinating, > > >> >> >> because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) > > >> >> >> said: > > >> >> >> "When any one of you goes to the lavatory, he should neither touch > > >> >> >> his > > >> >> >> penis nor clean his private parts with his right hand." (Narrated > > >> >> >> by > > >> >> >> al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 149) > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 7 It is not permissible to relieve oneself in the street or in > > >> >> >> the > > >> >> >> shade, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon > > >> >> >> him) > > >> >> >> said: "Beware of two things which provoke cursing." They said, > > >> >> >> "What > > >> >> >> are the two things which provoke cursing, O Messenger of Allaah?" > > >> >> >> He > > >> >> >> said, "Relieving oneself on the street or in the shade." (Narrated > > >> >> >> by > > >> >> >> Muslim, al-Tahaarah, 397) > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 8 It is makrooh to speak whilst relieving oneself. > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> 9 It is mustahabb when coming out of the washroom to say > > >> >> >> "Ghufraanak > > >> >> >> (I ask You (Allaah) for Your forgiveness)," because it was narrated > > >> >> >> that `Aa'ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) said: "When the > > >> >> >> Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) came out of the > > >> >> >> washroom, he would say, `Ghufraanak.'" > > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Tahaarah, 7; classed as saheeh by > > >> >> >> al-Albaani in Saheeh Sunan al-Tirmidhi, no. 7 > > >> >> >> > > >> >> > > > >> >> > > > >> >> > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! 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