Nggak heran bidadari yang dipahami oleh orang Islam banyak di sorga itu adalah perawan abadi, artinya nggak pernah ngentot dengan orang Islam..
Jadi, dengan menurutkan pemahaman orang Islam, Tawang juga nggak bakal ngentotin bidadari itu. --- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@...> wrote: > > Kalo orang Sodom itu tukang ngembat pantat, nabi Islam ternyata ga segan2 > nawarin anak ceweknya unt digangrape. Siapa yg lebih bejad? > > Anehnya, auloh nyediain cowok2 muda cantik di sorga buat orang Islam termasuk > lu. Bisa disodomi, bisa jg nyodomi lu, kan lu udah latihan nungging2. > > Kalo bukannya buat lu sodomi, buat apa auloh nyediain cowok2 muda cantik, tul > ga? > > > > > > ________________________________ > From: Tawangalun <tawangalun@...> > To: [email protected] > Sent: Wed, March 30, 2011 10:30:47 AM > Subject: [proletar] Re: Nabi gila dan film porno > > > Boleh aja kalau kamu percoyo yg over estimate begitu,memang kamu hobinya > pantat > sih,kalau saya percoyo Nabi itu maksum = bebas dari dosa.La karena temenmu > yang > berbondong bondong mau nyoblos pantat lalu Allah hajar kaum yg durhaka itu.Di > Film Sodom and Gomorah yag diambil dari Bijbel cocok dg Kitabku.Begitulah > jaman > sebelum Muhammad SAW siksa langsung diturunkan dibumi.La Nabi minta agar > kalau > ada kaum yg durhaka jangan ditumpas habis barangkali nanti ada beberapa yg > mertobat seperti Cat Steven,Ivone Radley dll.Jadi Nabi saya itu apik. > > Tawangalun. > --- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote: > > > > Hehehe.... yg mau ngembat malekat itu banyak ga cuma 1-2 orang aja, berarti > > Lut > > > > nawain anak2nya buat digarap rame2. > > > > Kalo yg datang itu cuma 1-2 orang aja, artinya jumlahnya sama dgn jumlah > >malekat > > > > yg datang, lalu kenapa hrs takut dan hrs nawain gantinya? > > > > > > Yg datang itu jelas pengen langsung ngembat lobang pantat, berarti si Lut > > nawarin anak2nya itu langsung diembat ga pake acara akad nikah segala macam. > > > > Artinya, Lut nawarin anaknya unt digangrape. > > > > Orang yg berakal kayak lu tentunya akan milih ngegangrape, bukan? Kecuali > > tentunya kalo lu impoten, hehehe.... > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > From: Tawangalun <tawangalun@> > > To: [email protected] > > Sent: Wed, March 30, 2011 5:04:26 AM > > Subject: Re: Bls: [proletar] Nabi gila dan film porno > > > > > > Lut benar dari pada kaumnya mau nyoblos lobang pemuda tamunya Lut yg > > sebenarnya > > > > malaikat,maka anaknya yg perempuan ditawarkan ya pasti kalau bapak > > perempuan > > sudah mengijinkan sah sah aja,kan yg berhak nikahkan cukup ayahnya. > > > > Tawangalun. > > > > --- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote: > > > > > > Hehehe.... coba gua kasih ayat germo di Quran, lu percaya apa kagak. > > > > > > Si Lut ini mau jadi germo gratis dg nawarin anak2nya unt digarap rame2 > > >ketimbang > > > > > > namanya tercemar. > > > > > > 78. Dan datanglah kepadanya kaumnya dengan bergegas-gegas. Dan sejak > > > dahulu > > > > mereka selalu melakukan perbuatan-perbuatan yang keji [730]. Luth > > > berkata: > > >"Hai > > > > > > kaumku, inilah puteri-puteriku, mereka lebih suci bagimu, maka > > > bertakwalah > > > kepada Allah dan janganlah kamu mencemarkan (nama)ku terhadap tamuku > > > ini. > > >Tidak > > > > > > adakah di antaramu seorang yang berakal ?" > > > > > > [730] Maksudnya perbuatan keji di sini ialah: mengerjakan liwath > >(homosexuil). > > > > > > Dari perkataan si Lut yg dianggap nabi oleh tawangalun ini, tentunya > > > orang > > > berakal akan merkosa anak2 si Lut rame2. Makanya ga heran tuh si > > > tawangalun > >jg > > > > > > > nganjurin spy merkosa Cino2 spt kejadian thn 1998, merkosa rame2 tentunya. > > > > > > Hehehe... ternyata kayak gitu definisi orang berakal di Islam, yaitu > > > milih > > > merkosa cewek begitu ada kesempatan. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > From: Tawangalun <tawangalun@> > > > To: [email protected] > > > Sent: Wed, March 30, 2011 4:19:08 AM > > > Subject: Re: Bls: [proletar] Nabi gila dan film porno > > > > > > > > > Memang beda si Iten dengan saya.Saya kalau ada ayat selangkangan di > > > Alkitab > > >saya > > > > > > langsung gak percoyo gak mungkin Nabi2 kok diberitakan minir,nek Abu > > > justru > > > kalau ada ayat selangkangan malah percoyo.Tapi begitu saya sodori ayat > >mukjizat > > > > > > > > gak percoyo.La saya kalau ada ayat mukjizat Yesus kok malah percoyo. > > > Soale si Item itu maunya hanya ayat yg selangkangan. > > > > > > Tawangalun. > > > --- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Orang Islam itu emang gobloknya minta ampun. > > > > > > > > Markus 3:21 itu bilang orang lain mikir Yesus ga waras, jadi cuma > > > > pendapat > > > > >orang > > > > > > > > lain doang. Dan pendapat orang itu bisa salah. > > > > > > > > Sebaliknya hadis sahih Bukhari bilang nabi itu halusinasi parah, ini > > > > adalah > > > > > > faktanya nurut hadis. Orang boleh aja bilang nabi ga gila, faktanya > > > > adalah > > > >nabi > > > > > > > > > > > itu halusinasi parah selama 2 thn. Tinggal make otak aja buat ngambil > > > > kesimpulan, apa nabi islam itu gila apa kagak. > > > > > > > > > > > > Apa orang yg berhalusinasi parah mikir ngentotin bininya padahal kagak > > > > itu > >ga > > > > > > > > > gila? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > From: PAREWA <parewa70@> > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > Sent: Tue, March 29, 2011 5:12:02 PM > > > > Subject: Bls: [proletar] Nabi gila dan film porno > > > > > > > > > > > > Ini maksudnya? > > > > > > > > "Waktu > > > > kaum keluarga-Nya mendengar hal itu, mereka datang hendak mengambil > > > > Dia, sebab kata mereka Ia tidak waras lagi. " (markus 3:21) > > > > > > > > --- Pada Ming, 27/3/11, item abu <itemabu@> menulis: > > > > > > > > Dari: item abu <itemabu@> > > > > Judul: [proletar] Nabi gila dan film porno > > > > Kepada: [email protected] > > > > Tanggal: Minggu, 27 Maret, 2011, 4:22 PM > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ... he began to fancy that he was doing a thing which he was not > > > > actually > > > > >doing > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he > > >actually > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had not > > > > > > > > The Prophet continued for such-and-such period imagining that he has > > > > slept > > > >(had > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual relations) with his wives, and in fact he did not > > > > > > > > Hehehe.... hadis nunjukin bhw nabi Islam itu berhalusinasi ngentotin > >bininya, > > > > > > > > > > > > > padahal kagak sama sekali. Berarti nabi Islam itu gila parah, ditambah > > > > dgn > > > > >fakta > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dia ngaku suka didatangi Jibril di depan orang lain, maka si nabi ini > > > > udah > > > > >sampe > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ke tahap gila parah alias schizzophrenia. > > > > > > > > Bayangin aja kalo si nabi lagi kumat di depan orang banyak, tiba2 si > > > > nabi > > >buka > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pakean lalu ngecret ke mana2 krn mikir lagi ngentotin bininya. > > > > > > > > Ga heran kalo si Aisha selalu sibuk ngebersihin hasil ngecret nabi ini. > > > > > > > > I asked 'Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I > > > > used to > > > > > >wash > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle > > > > > > > > Hihihi... kayak di film porno aja nih cerita nabi yg ngecret ke mana2. > > > > Tp, > > > >mana > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ada produser film porno yg make aktor yg gila? > > > > > > > > Semua hadis sohih Bukhori > > > > > > > > Volume 4, Book 54, Number 490: > > > > > > > > Narrated 'Aisha: > > > > > > > > Magic was worked on the Prophet so that he began to fancy that he was > > > > doing > >a > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing which he was not actually doing. One day he invoked (Allah) for a > >long > > > > > > > > > > > > period and then said, "I feel that Allah has inspired me as how to cure > > >myself. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Two persons came to me (in my dream) and sat, one by my head and the > > > > other > >by > > > > > > > > >my > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet. One of them asked the other, "What is the ailment of this man?" > > > > The > > >other > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied, 'He has been bewitched" The first asked, 'Who has bewitched > > > > him?' > > > >The > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other replied, 'Lubaid bin Al-A'sam.' The first one asked, 'What > > > > material > >has > > > > > > > > >he > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used?' The other replied, 'A comb, the hair gathered on it, and the > > > > outer > > >skin > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the pollen of the male date-palm.' The first asked, 'Where is that?' > > > > The > > > > > > > > > > other replied, 'It is in the well of Dharwan.' " So, the Prophet went > > > > out > > > > > > > > towards the well and then returned and said to me on his return, "Its > > > >date-palms > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (the date-palms near the well) are like the heads of the devils." I > > > > asked, > > > >"Did > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you take out those things with which the magic was worked?" He said, > > > > "No, > >for > > > > >I > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have been cured by Allah and I am afraid that this action may spread > > > > evil > > > > > > > > amongst the people." Later on the well was filled up with earth. > > > > > > > > Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660: > > > > > > > > Narrated Aisha: > > > > > > > > Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he > > > > had > > >sexual > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relations with his wives while he actually had not (Sufyan said: That > > > > is > >the > > > > > > > > > > > > hardest kind of magic as it has such an effect). Then one day he said, > > > > "O > > > >'Aisha > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do you know that Allah has instructed me concerning the matter I asked > > > > Him > > > > > > > > > about? Two men came to me and one of them sat near my head and the > > > > other > >sat > > > > > > > > > > > > near my feet. The one near my head asked the other. What is wrong with > > > > this > > > > > > > > > > man?' The latter replied the is under the effect of magic The first one > > >asked, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who has worked magic on him?' The other replied Labid bin Al-A'sam, a > > > > man > > >from > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bani Zuraiq who was an ally of the Jews and was a hypocrite.' The first > > > > one > > > > > > > > > > asked, What material did he use)?' The other replied, 'A comb and the > > > > hair > > > > >stuck > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.' The first one asked, 'Where (is that)?' The other replied. 'In > > > > a > >skin > > > > > > > > >of > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pollen of a male date palm tree kept under a stone in the well of > > > > Dharwan' > >'' > > > > > > > > >So > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Prophet went to that well and took out those things and said "That > > > > was > > > >the > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well which was shown to me (in a dream) Its water looked like the > > > > infusion > >of > > > > > > > > > > > > > Henna leaves and its date-palm trees looked like the heads of devils." > > > > The > > > > > > > > > Prophet added, "Then that thing was taken out' I said (to the Prophet ) > >"Why > > > > >do > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you not treat yourself with Nashra?" He said, "Allah has cured me; I > >dislike > > > > >to > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let evil spread among my people." > > > > > > > > Volume 8, Book 73, Number 89: > > > > > > > > Narrated 'Aisha: > > > > > > > > The Prophet continued for such-and-such period imagining that he has > > > > slept > > > >(had > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual relations) with his wives, and in fact he did not. One day he > > > > said, > >to > > > > > > > > > > > > > me, "O 'Aisha! Allah has instructed me regarding a matter about which I > > > > had > > > > > > > > > > asked Him. There came to me two men, one of them sat near my feet and > > > > the > > >other > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near my head. The one near my feet, asked the one near my head > > > > (pointing at > > > > > >me), > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'What is wrong with this man? The latter replied, 'He is under the > > > > effect > >of > > > > > > > > > > > > magic.' The first one asked, 'Who had worked magic on him?' The other > > >replied, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Lubaid bin Asam.' The first one asked, 'What material (did he use)?' > > > > The > > >other > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > replied, 'The skin of the pollen of a male date tree with a comb and > > > > the > >hair > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck to it, kept under a stone in the well of Dharwan."' Then the > > > > Prophet > > > >went > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to that well and said, "This is the same well which was shown to me in > > > > the > > > > > > > > > dream. The tops of its date-palm trees look like the heads of the > > > > devils, > >and > > > > > > > > > > > > > its water looks like the Henna infusion." Then the Prophet ordered that > >those > > > > > > > > > > > > > things be taken out. I said, "O Allah's Apostle! Won't you disclose > > > > (the > > >magic > > > > > > > > > > > > > > object)?" The Prophet said, "Allah has cured me and I hate to circulate > > > > the > > > > > >evil > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > among the people." 'Aisha added, "(The magician) Lubaid bin Asam was a > > > > man > > > >from > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bani Zuraiq, an ally of the Jews." > > > > > > > > Volume 1, Book 4, Number 231: > > > > > > > > Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar: > > > > > > > > I asked 'Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I > > > > used to > > > > > >wash > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it off the clothes of Allah's Apostleand he would go for the prayer > > > > while > > >water > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots were still visible. 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