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Well, i'm fighting for votes, so i'll pretty much
say, or do, anything to get elected...uh, just like tbe other two numbskulls,
only i'm being honest about it.
I will uphold every single one of these laws,
especially the 'mocking skunks'...that's outrageous, and anyone caught doing
that will be prosecuted to the full extent under my
presidency.....tony
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, August 06, 2004 6:33
PM
Subject: [QUAD-L] tony for prez
Hey Tony, I'll vote for ya if you promise to enforce these old laws.
Especialy the Minnesota law about the skunk!
Pacific Grove, California- It causes a
misdemeanor if you kill or threaten a butterfly
Ventura County,
California- Cats or dogs can't have sex without a permit.
Sarasota, Florida- It is illegal to wear swimwear while singing
a public place.
Chicago, Illinois- A hat pin is considered a
concealed weapon.
Michigan- It is illegal for a woman to cut
her hair without her husband's consent.
Minnesota- It is
illegal to mock skunks.
Brainerd, Minnesota- Every man must
grow a beard
Ohio- It is illegal to sell beer while wearing a
Santa Claus suit, even if you are a dog.
Seattle, Washington-
It is illegal to sell lollipops. Suckers are fine.
Virginia-
All bathtubs must be outside, not in the house.
Toronto,
Canada- It is illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday after eating garlic.
Cleveland, Ohio- It is illegal to capture mice without a
hunting license.
Arizona- It is illegal to hunt camels.
Kentucky- It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your
pocket.
Louisiana- It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot
the teller with a water pistol.
Indiana- It is prohibited to
bathe in the winter.
Kentucky- You must take a bath at least
once a year.
Alaska- It is illegal to look at a moose from a
flying vehicle.
Atlanta, Georgia- is illegal to tie a giraffe
to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Idaho- It is forbidden by
law for one citizen to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more
than 50 pounds.
New York State- It is illegal to shoot a rabbit
from a trolley car.
Somalia, Africa- It is illegal to carry old
gum on the tip of you nose.
New Jersey- It is illegal to slurp
soup.
Arka! nsas- A man is allowed to beat his wife, but no
more than once a month.
Chicago, Illinois- It is illegal for a
woman that weighs 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
Miami,
Florida- It is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown.
Mesquite, Texas- It is illegal for children to have unusual
haircuts.
Connecticut- It is illegal to walk across the street
on your hands.
Avignon, France- It is illegal for a flying
saucer to land in the city.
North Carolina- You cannot sell
cotton lint or cotton seed at night.
New York- It is illegal to
do anything against the law.
Hartford, Connecticut- It is
illegal to plant a tree in the street.
Christiansburg,
Virginia- It is illegal to spit.
Provincetown,
Massachusetts- it's illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.
San Francisco- It is illegal to beat a rug in front of y! ou
house.
D.E.
WHAT A LONG
STRANGE
TRIP IT'S
BEEN
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