Great! Skunk mocking has reached an untolerable high around here and i can't wait to put the finger on some of these criminals!
Tony Starez <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Tony Starez <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Well, i'm fighting for votes, so i'll pretty much say, or do, anything to get elected...uh, just like tbe other two numbskulls, only i'm being honest about it.I will uphold every single one of these laws, especially the 'mocking skunks'...that's outrageous, and anyone caught doing that will be prosecuted to the full extent under my presidency.....tony----- Original Message -----From: rollingbonesTo: forumSent: Friday, August 06, 2004 6:33 PMSubject: [QUAD-L] tony for prezHey Tony, I'll vote for ya if you promise to enforce these old laws. Especialy the Minnesota law about the skunk!Pacific Grove, California- It causes a misdemeanor if you kill or threaten a butterfly
Ventura County, California- Cats or dogs can't have sex without a permit.
Sarasota, Florida- It is illegal to wear swimwear while singing a public place.
Chicago, Illinois- A hat pin is considered a concealed weapon.
Michigan- It is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without her husband's consent.
Minnesota- It is illegal to mock skunks.
Brainerd, Minnesota- Every man must grow a beard
Ohio- It is illegal to sell beer while wearing a Santa Claus suit, even if you are a dog.
Seattle, Washington- It is illegal to sell lollipops. Suckers are fine.
Virginia- All bathtubs must be outside, not in the house.
Toronto, Canada- It is illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday after eating garlic.
Cleveland, Ohio- It is illegal to capture mice without a hunting license.
Arizona- It is illegal to hunt camels.
Kentucky- It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisiana- It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.
Indiana- It is prohibited to bathe in the winter.
Kentucky- You must take a bath at least once a year.
Alaska- It is illegal to look at a moose from a flying vehicle.
Atlanta, Georgia- is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Idaho- It is forbidden by law for one citizen to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.
New York State- It is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a trolley car.
Somalia, Africa- It is illegal to carry old gum on the tip of you nose.
New Jersey- It is illegal to slurp soup.
Arka! nsas- A man is allowed to beat his wife, but no more than once a month.
Chicago, Illinois- It is illegal for a woman that weighs 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
Miami, Florida- It is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown.
Mesquite, Texas- It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Connecticut- It is illegal to walk across the street on your hands.
Avignon, France- It is illegal for a flying saucer to land in the city.
North Carolina- You cannot sell cotton lint or cotton seed at night.
New York- It is illegal to do anything against the law.
Hartford, Connecticut- It is illegal to plant a tree in the street.
Christiansburg, Virginia- It is illegal to spit.
Provincetown, Massachusetts- it's illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.
San Francisco- It is illegal to beat a rug in ! front of y! ou house.
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