[QUAD-L] Revenge

[MikeyBird3]

The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening  meal, and as  I answered it I was greeted with "is this William Wagenhoss?" not sounding  anything likemy name, so I said who is  calling? The telemarketer said he  was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer company or  something like that and then  I asked him if he knew William personally and  why was he calling this  number. I then said off to the side, "Get really good  pictures of the body and all  the blood" then turned back to the phone and  advised the caller that he had  entered a murder scene and must stay on the line  because we had already traced  this call and he would be receiving a summons to  appear in the local  courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name,  address, phone  number at home, at work, who he worked  for, how he knew the  dead guy and  could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this  call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were  given in a  shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position at his work place  and the police were entering the building to take him intocustody, at that  point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears  streaming down  my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very  enjoyable.   Bill Leesburg, FL C-6 Incomplete since 7/20/68 AOL/AIM & Yahoo ID: MikeyBird3 Stupidity is NOT a handicap!  Park elsewhere!