This is hilarious....
Subject: Fw: Brokeback Mountain
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was
a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a
ranch hand.
She decided to hire a gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them
worked, and
the ranch
was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a
really good job, and the ranch looks
great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand
readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and
no hired
hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting
for him.
She quietly called him over to her. Unbutton my blouse and take it
off,"
she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now
take
off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
boots.
Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her
eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now,"
she said,
"take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled
them down
and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town
again, you're fired."
