The moral of the story is "Beware of the beautiful view you seek, you may end up seeing nothing but a pasty white ass". This happened to me when a friend of mine was scrolling through pics on my camera. Great story Don.
________________________________ From: Don Price <[email protected]> To: quadlist <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, April 4, 2013 2:59 PM Subject: [QUAD-L] Funny Story Someone's comment earlier today reminded me of a funny incident from last Summer. We were out at a local tavern and I introduced my girlfriend to one of my best friends who happens to be a quad. We all talked for a few minutes and my buddy was brimming with excitement. He explained that he had just returned from touring some beautiful high-rise condos and he was interested in purchasing one. Handing his iPhone to my girlfriend he explained: "The condos were amazing! Here's a photo of the living room." My girlfriend held up the phone and we both looked at an amazing photo of a beautifully furnished living space with a huge window overlooking the city. "The next picture on the phone," my buddy said eagerly, "is the amazing view from that condo's window!" With that my girlfriend scrolled to the next picture only to be completely surprised by a full-screen close-up picture of my friend's pasty-white ass. After the initial shock we both burst out in laughter, thinking he had pranked us! My friend looked at us strangely and then turned beet red as realization hit him. My girlfriend had gone the wrong direction in his photo album, scrolling backward instead of forward. Against our howls of laughter he tried to explain that the butt pictures were take for tracking the healing of a pressure sore (which I'd already surmised.) The more my friend stammered to explain, the harder I laughed! Eventually he stopped explaining and started laughing with us. Even thinking about it now brings a smile to my face. I'm sure there's a moral to this story but I'm not sure what it is. True story! Don.
