I was at a strip club a few years ago and this dancer threw her legs up on each of my shoulders making me hold her bodyweight up with my arms basically .......then she tried to get me to stand up...........at that point I knew I was truely paralyzed, lololol
ron c7 ________________________________ From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> To: [email protected]; [email protected] Sent: Thu, April 4, 2013 9:52:15 PM Subject: Re: [QUAD-L] Funny Story I love that story! I have a silly/funny story I just thought of. A few years ago Pete, my husband, and I went to an opening of a Art gallery I helped plan in the next town. It was Valentine's Day and the weather was really crapy but the turn out was big. Pete and I started slowly strolling as we looked at each painting. There was a younger women who was by herself standing next to me. She had on pants with wide bell-bottom's. She must have steped close to my tire because when she tried to move ....… she couldn't because my tire was on the Conner of her bel-bottom. She didn't say anything p, she just gave me a "look" that I can't really describe. As she is trying to get away from me, I was trying to move off her pant leg but the place was jammed packed. Pete knew what was happening and we started laughing but trying to hide it at the same time. This lady was getting madder and madder which made us laugh even more. Finally she was set free, and she took off to the other side of the room. All throughout the night as Pete and I made the rounds and got a snack and were talking to different people, this lady was trying to stay as far away from me as possible. We felt bad for her because she was a sad person, all she had to do was laugh at the situation. Bobbie Smile Everyday -----Original Message----- From: Don Price <[email protected]> To: quadlist <[email protected]> Sent: Thu, Apr 4, 2013 5:59 pm Subject: [QUAD-L] Funny Story Someone's comment earlier today reminded me of a funny incident from last Summer. We were out at a local tavern and I introduced my girlfriend to one of my best friends who happens to be a quad. We all talked for a few minutes and my buddy was brimming with excitement. He explained that he had just returned from touring some beautiful high-rise condos and he was interested in purchasing one. Handing his iPhone to my girlfriend he explained: "The condos were amazing! Here's a photo of the living room." My girlfriend held up the phone and we both looked at an amazing photo of a beautifully furnished living space with a huge window overlooking the city. "The next picture on the phone," my buddy said eagerly, "is the amazing view from that condo's window!" With that my girlfriend scrolled to the next picture only to be completely surprised by a full-screen close-up picture of my friend's pasty-white ass. After the initial shock we both burst out in laughter, thinking he had pranked us! My friend looked at us strangely and then turned beet red as realization hit him. My girlfriend had gone the wrong direction in his photo album, scrolling backward instead of forward. Against our howls of laughter he tried to explain that the butt pictures were take for tracking the healing of a pressure sore (which I'd already surmised.) The more my friend stammered to explain, the harder I laughed! Eventually he stopped explaining and started laughing with us. Even thinking about it now brings a smile to my face. I'm sure there's a moral to this story but I'm not sure what it is. True story! Don.
