During college my buddies and I came up with 'Top Ten Reasons to Date a Quad'
(I'm trying to recall them, but only remember a few. Keep in mind we were
20-something guys, so pardon me if they are offensive to some)
-I'll never walk out on you.-I always get the best parking spots.-Just lay me
down and hop on!-I'll never kick you out of bed.-I can't dance but I've still
got the moves.-I know what a quickie is.-You'll always have a place to sit.
And, as a bonus, my all-time favorite quad pickup line: "I can't feel my legs.
Can I feel yours?"
LOL.Don.
