Love it!

I always say I’ll be the best Alzheimer’s patient in the world. Just turn me 
off and I’m good.

I never have to look for a seat.

My grandchildren will say, do you want a drink Grams, can I have one? So I 
always stay hydrated. J

Thanks Bobbie for starting this. Joan

 

From: Don Price [mailto:[email protected]] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2015 9:20 AM
To: Gmail; quad-list
Subject: Re: [QUAD-L] Brighter side of Quad life

 

During college my buddies and I came up with 'Top Ten Reasons to Date a Quad'

 

(I'm trying to recall them, but only remember a few. Keep in mind we were 
20-something guys, so pardon me if they are offensive to some)

 

-I'll never walk out on you.

-I always get the best parking spots.

-Just lay me down and hop on!

-I'll never kick you out of bed.

-I can't dance but I've still got the moves.

-I  know what a quickie is.

-You'll always have a place to sit.

 

And, as a bonus, my all-time favorite quad pickup line: "I can't feel my legs. 
Can I feel yours?"

 

LOL.

Don.

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