And her pubes was a pomegranate.

This is making the rounds of the interwebs, to the general delight and
chortling of the snarky masses.

"Her spine was a snake. It was the track of a snake. It was the groove
the water snake makes in the glossy mud of the riverbank. Her spine
was a viper, an anaconda. It was the strength of the anaconda. It was
the anaconda's unknown hieroglyphic. Her spine was a ladder, a rod; it
was a chain, a canal, it was a caravan. Her buttocks were fresh-baked
loaves; they were ivory eggs; they were the eggs of a lonely phoenix.
They were a fist."

This excerpt from the Lionel Fanthorpe School of Writing can be seen
in the entirety of the two-page-long description of Bronwyn's
apparently indescribable body, a beauty that drives men stark raving
mad, along with the rest of its chapter, at: 
http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

Yes, it is a real published fantasy novel.

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