"Her face had the fragrance of a gibbous moon" I'm sorry but WTF??????
-- -- sent from my phone -- Jonathan Sherwood 585-314-3104 On Mar 13, 2009, at 5:04 PM, SteveC <[email protected]> wrote: > > And her pubes was a pomegranate. > > This is making the rounds of the interwebs, to the general delight and > chortling of the snarky masses. > > "Her spine was a snake. It was the track of a snake. It was the groove > the water snake makes in the glossy mud of the riverbank. Her spine > was a viper, an anaconda. It was the strength of the anaconda. It was > the anaconda's unknown hieroglyphic. Her spine was a ladder, a rod; it > was a chain, a canal, it was a caravan. Her buttocks were fresh-baked > loaves; they were ivory eggs; they were the eggs of a lonely phoenix. > They were a fist." > > This excerpt from the Lionel Fanthorpe School of Writing can be seen > in the entirety of the two-page-long description of Bronwyn's > apparently indescribable body, a beauty that drives men stark raving > mad, along with the rest of its chapter, at: > http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html > > Yes, it is a real published fantasy novel. > > Discuss. > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R-SPEC: The Rochester Speculative Literature Association" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/r-spec?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
