Title: ORourke54.htm
Wonderful Wacky Headlines, with apologies to Jay Leno.
David
"There is no virtue in compulsory government
charity, and
there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who
portrays himself as
"caring" and "sensitive" because he wants to expand the
government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's
willing to try to
do good with other people's money. Well, who isn't? And a
voter who takes pride
in supporting such programs is telling us that he'll do good
with his own money
-- if a gun is held to his head."--P.
J. O'Rourke
Proofreading
is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man
Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This
one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called
the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took
two or three re adings before the editor realized that
what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a
correction the next day.
I just couldn't
help but send this along. Too funny.
Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya
think?
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Police
Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now
that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda
Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners
Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing'
lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court
to Try Shooting Defendant
See
if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War
Dims Hope for Peace
I
can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't
Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold
Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Red
Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man
Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery
Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New
Study o f Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't
they fat enough?!
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Astronaut
Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's
what he gets for eating those beans!
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Local
High School Dropouts Cut in
Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals
are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And
the winner is...
Typhoon
Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want
to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need
a good laugh, at least once a day!
--
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