For our friend Chris White (formerly Top 5). #11 is particularly centrist. :-)
Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: > From: Chris White <[email protected]> > Date: November 5, 2012, 19:43:18 PST > To: [email protected] > Subject: ClubHumorLabs - 11/5/12 - Election Night Drinking Games > > ================================================================== > H U M O R L A B S > Your Election Night 1012 Leader! > ================================================================== > > > November 5, 2012 > > > The Top 18 Election Night Drinking Games > > > 18> Do 43 shots right off the bat for the states we can already > call. > > 17> Every time you hear an unnecessary pause by Obama during > a sentence, do a shot. > > 16> Whenever a pundit defends his or her objectivity, slit your > wrist and do a shot. > > 15> Do a shot each time Ann Coulter accidentally starts foaming > at the mouth, shows her horns or bares her baby-blood-dripping > fangs. > > 14> Chug a beer every time Biden nods off. > > 13> Take a shot for every hour Donald Trump doesn't announce he > has a HUGE announcement. > > 12> Every time a joint appearance of Obama and Biden is shown, > chug a bottle of Black & Tan. > > 11> The Stolen Election game: With Obama leading, do a shot for > every FOX News mention of "voter fraud"; with Romney leading, > do a shot for every MSNBC mention of "voter suppression." > > 10> Do a legitimate shot if Todd Aiken wins. > > 9> Do a shot every time Chris Matthews interrupts a panelist. > Warning: Extreme risk of alcohol poisoning if played for > longer than 10 minutes. > > 8> What's in a Name?: Triple shot if a FOX News anchor actually > says "Affordable Care Act" instead of "Obamacare." > > 7> Do a shot every time for each Facebook reference to "Nobama" > or "Rmoney." > > 6> After a state is called for Romney, put your head in the lap > of the richest guy in the room and wait for some of his drink > to trickle down to you. > > 5> Every time a network projects the winner in a state with less > than 2% of precincts reporting, do repeated shots until > that begins to make sense. > > 4> Serve your guests Great Mittsbys: 1% Dom Perignon, 52% red > wine, 47% malt liquor. > > 3> Every time a third-party candidate's vote tally is shown, > take a shot. Congrats! You're the designated driver. > > 2> 1) Sign up for the liver transplant waiting list. > 2) Do a shot whenever Ohio is mentioned. > > > and HumorLabs.com's Number 1 Election Night Drinking Game... > > > 1> No matter WHO wins, drink heavily. Repeat for next four years. > > > > [ Copyright 2012 by Chris White/HumorLabs.com ] > > > ================================================================== > > The Runner Up submissions for today's list > appear later in this message. > ================================================================== > Selected from 84 submissions from 39 contributors. > Today's Top 5 List authors are: > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (108th #1/Hall of Famer) > Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1 (26th #1) > Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (10th #1) > Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2 > Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3 > Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 4 > Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 (Hall of Famer) > Floyd Paterson, Possum Trot, KY -- 5 > Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC -- 6 > Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 7 > Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 8 > Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 9 > David Kass, Queens, NY -- 10, 18 (Hall of Famer) > Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 11, 17 > Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 12 (Hall of Famer) > Kathleen Walder, Stow, OH -- 13 > Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA -- 14, 15 > Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 15 (Hall of Famer) > Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 16 (Hall of Famer) > Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag > Chris White, Olympia, WA -- List owner/editor > > ================================================================== > > ~~~~ The TopFive Too Much Fun Link of the Day! ~~~~ > > > Chris Rock's Plea to White Voters > http://youtu.be/EDxOSjgl5Z4 > > > ================================================================== > > --==++ Musing With Mitch ++==-- > by Mitchell Kobriger > > > On Tuesday, you all know what to do to stop all this nonsense: > Make the only REAL choice and write in Lee Majors for president. > > > ================================================================== > > --==++ The Mayan Calendar Speaks ++==-- > > > Mayan Calendar hopes the next U.S. president thoroughly > enjoys his -31 days in office. > > > ================================================================== > > The Runner Up list submissions > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > Election Night Drinking Games > RUNNERS UP list -- Near Beer > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Any hologram, any channel: Finish your drink. > (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA) > > Chug a beer every time the desk anchor needs to put on his reading > glasses. > (Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA) > > Do 83.5 shots whenever Nate Silver is mentioned. > (David Kass, Queens, NY) > > Do a shot every time CNN retracts a statement > (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) > > Do a shot every time Ryan runs a sub-three hour marathon. > (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) > > Do a shot for every 2-minute-plus in-studio heated political > discussion spurred on by a 15-second remote interview with some > moderately articulate voter-goober in Canton, Ohio. > (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH) > > Do a shot for every mention of the life-and-death criticality of > winning electoral-vote-rich toss-up state of Utah. (Mormons only) > (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH) > > Down a beer every time CNN unveils some new, pointless computer > graphic to tell you the same thing they were saying without said > graphic. > (Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY) > > Each time Chris Matthews challenges a Republican Senator to a cage > match, do a Jell-O shot. > (Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID) > > Each time an EMPLOYED pundit repeats the phrase "It's the economy, > stupid," do a shot -- but charge it to your neighbor's tab. > (Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID) > > Every time a FOX News anchor says the word "the," do a shot while > changing the channel. > (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA) > > Every time a state is called and then the call is rescinded, drink > everything within reach. > (Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX) > > Every time a talking head says "too close to call," do a shot. > (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA) > > Five Brides for Five Brothers: Everybody takes a shot whenever an > image of all the Romney sons and their wives appears on screen. > (Tip: Your liver wants you to avoid FOX News Channel.) > (Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX) > > Hell, just drink until you can't pronounce "Stephanopoulos." > (Richard Skora, Columbus, OH) > > If John Boehner starts crying, roll your eyes and do a shot. > (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA) > > If a state below the Mason-Dixon line and east of Texas goes to > Obama, drain the bottle. > (Floyd Paterson, Possum Trot, KY) > > Sip or Strip: Take a shot or take off an article of clothing every > time CNN mentions your state. (Tip for Ohio residents: Save > yourself some trouble by just starting the night naked.) > (Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX) > > When even *Minnesota* goes red -- smash a bottle over your head. > (Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID) > > Whenever a woman wins state office in Minnesota, chug a St. Pauli > Girl. > (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA) > > > Runners Up list name > (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) > > ================================================================== > Copyright 2012 by Chris White All rights reserved. > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > H U M O R L A B S > The Web's Best Original Humor -- HumorLabs.com > ================================================================== > > This message was sent to: Ernest Prabhakar at [email protected] > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from our periodic e-mail messages, please click the following > link: > http://www.humorlabs.com/amember/unsubscribe.php?e=lists%40drernie.com&s=adb9 > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > -- Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community <[email protected]> Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism Radical Centrism website and blog: http://RadicalCentrism.org
