Yup. #11 nails it.
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Dr. Ernie Prabhakar Sent: Monday, November 05, 2012 10:55 PM To: Centroids Discussions Subject: [RC] Fwd: ClubHumorLabs - 11/5/12 - Election Night Drinking Games For our friend Chris White (formerly Top 5). #11 is particularly centrist. :-) Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: From: Chris White <[email protected]> Date: November 5, 2012, 19:43:18 PST To: [email protected] Subject: ClubHumorLabs - 11/5/12 - Election Night Drinking Games ================================================================== H U M O R L A B S Your Election Night 1012 Leader! ================================================================== November 5, 2012 The Top 18 Election Night Drinking Games 18> Do 43 shots right off the bat for the states we can already call. 17> Every time you hear an unnecessary pause by Obama during a sentence, do a shot. 16> Whenever a pundit defends his or her objectivity, slit your wrist and do a shot. 15> Do a shot each time Ann Coulter accidentally starts foaming at the mouth, shows her horns or bares her baby-blood-dripping fangs. 14> Chug a beer every time Biden nods off. 13> Take a shot for every hour Donald Trump doesn't announce he has a HUGE announcement. 12> Every time a joint appearance of Obama and Biden is shown, chug a bottle of Black & Tan. 11> The Stolen Election game: With Obama leading, do a shot for every FOX News mention of "voter fraud"; with Romney leading, do a shot for every MSNBC mention of "voter suppression." 10> Do a legitimate shot if Todd Aiken wins. 9> Do a shot every time Chris Matthews interrupts a panelist. Warning: Extreme risk of alcohol poisoning if played for longer than 10 minutes. 8> What's in a Name?: Triple shot if a FOX News anchor actually says "Affordable Care Act" instead of "Obamacare." 7> Do a shot every time for each Facebook reference to "Nobama" or "Rmoney." 6> After a state is called for Romney, put your head in the lap of the richest guy in the room and wait for some of his drink to trickle down to you. 5> Every time a network projects the winner in a state with less than 2% of precincts reporting, do repeated shots until that begins to make sense. 4> Serve your guests Great Mittsbys: 1% Dom Perignon, 52% red wine, 47% malt liquor. 3> Every time a third-party candidate's vote tally is shown, take a shot. Congrats! You're the designated driver. 2> 1) Sign up for the liver transplant waiting list. 2) Do a shot whenever Ohio is mentioned. and HumorLabs.com's Number 1 Election Night Drinking Game... 1> No matter WHO wins, drink heavily. Repeat for next four years. [ Copyright 2012 by Chris White/HumorLabs.com ] ================================================================== The Runner Up submissions for today's list appear later in this message. ================================================================== Selected from 84 submissions from 39 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (108th #1/Hall of Famer) Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY -- 1 (26th #1) Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (10th #1) Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- 2 Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3 Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA -- 4 Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 (Hall of Famer) Floyd Paterson, Possum Trot, KY -- 5 Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC -- 6 Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 7 Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 8 Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 9 David Kass, Queens, NY -- 10, 18 (Hall of Famer) Bruce W. 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Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 15 (Hall of Famer) Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 16 (Hall of Famer) Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Chris White, Olympia, WA -- List owner/editor ================================================================== ~~~~ The TopFive Too Much Fun Link of the Day! ~~~~ Chris Rock's Plea to White Voters http://youtu.be/EDxOSjgl5Z4 ================================================================== --==++ Musing With Mitch ++==-- by Mitchell Kobriger On Tuesday, you all know what to do to stop all this nonsense: Make the only REAL choice and write in Lee Majors for president. ================================================================== --==++ The Mayan Calendar Speaks ++==-- Mayan Calendar hopes the next U.S. president thoroughly enjoys his -31 days in office. ================================================================== The Runner Up list submissions ------------------------------------------------------------------ Election Night Drinking Games RUNNERS UP list -- Near Beer ------------------------------------------------------------------ Any hologram, any channel: Finish your drink. (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA) Chug a beer every time the desk anchor needs to put on his reading glasses. (Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA) Do 83.5 shots whenever Nate Silver is mentioned. (David Kass, Queens, NY) Do a shot every time CNN retracts a statement (Bill Muse, Seattle, WA) Do a shot every time Ryan runs a sub-three hour marathon. (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX) Do a shot for every 2-minute-plus in-studio heated political discussion spurred on by a 15-second remote interview with some moderately articulate voter-goober in Canton, Ohio. (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH) Do a shot for every mention of the life-and-death criticality of winning electoral-vote-rich toss-up state of Utah. (Mormons only) (Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH) Down a beer every time CNN unveils some new, pointless computer graphic to tell you the same thing they were saying without said graphic. (Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY) Each time Chris Matthews challenges a Republican Senator to a cage match, do a Jell-O shot. (Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID) Each time an EMPLOYED pundit repeats the phrase "It's the economy, stupid," do a shot -- but charge it to your neighbor's tab. (Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID) Every time a FOX News anchor says the word "the," do a shot while changing the channel. (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA) Every time a state is called and then the call is rescinded, drink everything within reach. (Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX) Every time a talking head says "too close to call," do a shot. (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA) Five Brides for Five Brothers: Everybody takes a shot whenever an image of all the Romney sons and their wives appears on screen. (Tip: Your liver wants you to avoid FOX News Channel.) (Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX) Hell, just drink until you can't pronounce "Stephanopoulos." (Richard Skora, Columbus, OH) If John Boehner starts crying, roll your eyes and do a shot. (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA) If a state below the Mason-Dixon line and east of Texas goes to Obama, drain the bottle. (Floyd Paterson, Possum Trot, KY) Sip or Strip: Take a shot or take off an article of clothing every time CNN mentions your state. (Tip for Ohio residents: Save yourself some trouble by just starting the night naked.) (Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX) When even *Minnesota* goes red -- smash a bottle over your head. (Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID) Whenever a woman wins state office in Minnesota, chug a St. Pauli Girl. 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