from the site: The American Jesus The Most Awkward Jesus Painting I’ve Ever Seen _Zack_ (http://theamericanjesus.net/?author=2) — October 16, 2013 — _131 Comments_ (http://theamericanjesus.net/?p=10943#comments)
So, I stumbled across _a treasure trove of amazing Jesus paintings_ (http://www.thecollectionshop.com/xq/ASP/Nathan_Greene=&Art=&A=244&offset.0/qx/Limit ed_Editions.htm) today. And I thought, I’ve got to share these! So, I started going through them (there were a lot, you may recognize a few) to pick out the best ones to share. There was business Jesus. (http://th eamericanjesus.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-16-at-10.07.31-AM.png) And creepy watching you sleep Jesus. (http://theamericanjesus.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-16-at-10.11.16-AM.png) And excuse me is that my baby, Jesus. (http://theamericanjesus.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-16-at-10.08.41-AM.png) And never made it out of kindergarten Jesus. (Or _Billy Madison_ (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0783229445/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creativ e=390957&creativeASIN=0783229445&linkCode=as2&tag=amerjesu-20) Jesus, whichever you prefer.) (http://theamericanjesus.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-16-at-10.11.44-AM.png) And lots more. But then I saw it. The single, most awkward Jesus painting I have ever seen. I mean, I don’t even know if you’re ready to see it. Seriously. It’s, um, yeah. Are you sure you want to see it? I mean it’s really, really awkward. Ok, now I’ve built it waaayyy too much and it’s gonna be a huge let down. Well, here it is anyway. I call it “I can’t think of a title that won’t send me straight to hell Jesus.” (http://theamericanjesus.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Screen-Shot-2013-10-16-at-10.04.18-AM.png) The best part?? _For only $1,495.00_ (http://www.thecollectionshop.com/xq/ASP/Nathan_Greene_The_introduction_canvas_giclee/S.Introductionl/A.244/qx/Limited_Edition_Art_ Detail_Page.htm) you can hang this gem in your living room and traumatize your kids for years to come!! Selected Comments : guess you all haven't seen Stephen Sawyer's paintings... (http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/661/554/original.jpg) --------------- Biology Lesson Jesus? -------------- Where are Adam's nipples??? ------------- More to the point, where are Eve's? -------------- Wot, no dinosaurs? ----------- I am amazed that Adam had, not only, a razor and a set of hair trimmers and scissors, but a great eye for modern hair design ----------------- It looks like the cover of what could be a Christian romance novel. Now, that would be a money maker. -- -- Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community <[email protected]> Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism Radical Centrism website and blog: http://RadicalCentrism.org --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
