The New World of Election Coverage and Analysis: A Case Study

 
 
By _Stuart  Rothenberg_ 
(http://blogs.rollcall.com/rothenblog/author/srpoliticsaol-com/)  Posted at 
2:11 p.m. on May 12  
 





My new statistical model of the open Wisconsin Senate seat suggests that  
Democrats now have only a 54.496 percent chance of holding the seat. That’s a 
 dramatic change from just three weeks ago, when my model showed them with 
a  55.501 percent chance. 
The change results from three main developments: (1) changes in the 
national  generic ballot that are likely to filter down the ballot, (2) changes 
in 
my  turnout model, specifically among voters with Scandinavian surnames, and 
(3) the  unexpected development that Pisces has entered the House of 
Scorpio, indicating  an increasing sexual energy that should benefit 
Republicans, 
who have had a  long-term advantage with macho male voters. 
In addition, multiple  public polls conducted by high school students now 
suggest that the state, which  went for Republicans Dwight Eisenhower (in 
1952 and 1956) and Richard M. Nixon  (in 1960), but flipped in 1964 to support 
Democrat Lyndon Johnson, could  possibly be poised to either flip again or 
not flip again, depending on the  meaning of the word flip. 
One poll that was conducted by a couple of Republicans from Green Bay found 
 that 102 percent of Republicans who attend church regularly plan to vote 
for the  Republican nominee, assuming of course that Republicans have a 
nominee. At the  moment they don’t. 
But a survey conducted by a non-partisan group, Generic Women with an 
Opaque  Agenda, found that unmarried women will constitute upwards of 
three-quarters of  the midterm electorate, giving Democrats an “excellent 
chance” of 
winning the  Wisconsin Senate race if the party nominates someone “to the 
left of Senator  Tammy Baldwin.” 
The GOP’s difficulty finding a candidate could pose a problem for the 
party,  speculated a veteran political scientist who suddenly started an “
institute”  when his university president concluded that that could be the only 
way 
to  reverse the decline in applications from high school seniors. 
The Dane County Daily Bugle immediately hired the political scientist,  
Professor Wilmot Proviso, to write a blog, which will include ratings of all  
congressional, state and local races in the country, including city council  
races, state legislative contests, freeholder races and justice of the peace 
 contests. 
The newspaper’s editor, Hector Lopez, told Fishbowl DC that although he  
wasn’t sure whether any of the institute’s race ratings were accurate or even 
 reasonable, that probably wasn’t all that important since the newspaper’s 
 website would have “some really neat maps, with lots of colors, and plenty 
of  statistics to convince people that we are really smart. Plus we are 
going to  market the crap out of it — just wait ’til you see our headlines — 
so it really  doesn’t matter whether our ratings are thoughtful anyway.” 
So far, the 38 most likely Republican candidates in the Wisconsin Senate 
race  have all declined to run for the open seat, with each offering a 
different  explanation why he or she will pass. 
County Commissioner Shmini Atseres said that his children are too young,  
while state Rep. Sue Ann Nivens said that she is spending all of her time 
trying  to apply for health care on the government website and simply doesn’t 
have the  time to run. 
National Republican strategists blamed the party’s recruitment problems on  
“the cold weather,” while tea party groups blamed RNC Chairman Reince 
Priebus,  and American Crossroads blamed Sarah Palin. 
While Democratic prospects in the Wisconsin Senate race are fading, there 
is  at least a 44 percent chance that Democratic prospects will improve over 
the  next few months, because of the expected increase in sunspot activity 
over the  summer. 
Extensive research by people with doctorates has noted a strong statistical 
 relationship between solar flares and higher turnout among Democratic 
voter  groups — see the very excellent Washington Post piece, in the Style 
section, by  Dr. Nathaniel Gold, “Sunspots, Voter Turnout and Midterm Elections 
in  Odd-Numbered Years.” 
Gold’s model uses regression analysis, Yule’s Q, analysis of covariance 
and  Pearson’s chi-squared test, along with a dummy variable and three or four 
hard  boiled eggs to predict how Wisconsin voters will vote. He then coats 
everything  with a light batter before cooking it for 35 minutes at 350 
degrees. Only then  does Dr. Gold apply his secret formula “special sauce” and 
make his prediction  public. 
The Rothenberg Political Report/Roll Call rates the Wisconsin Senate race “
We  Haven’t a Clue.” 
Oh, and by the way, Twitter can predict elections. I read it in the  
Washington Post and saw it on MSNBC last August, so it must be true,  right?

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