Not acceptable. I may be ditching chrome and going to Brave. David
> On Aug 13, 2017, at 1:07 PM, Chris Hahn <[email protected]> wrote: > > “1984” has arrived. Hail Big Brother. Give me more soma. > <> > From: [email protected] > <mailto:[email protected]> > [mailto:[email protected] > <mailto:[email protected]>] On Behalf Of Centroids > Sent: Sunday, August 13, 2017 3:43 AM > To: Centroids Discussions <[email protected] > <mailto:[email protected]>> > Subject: [RC] New Google Technology Autocorrects Users' Thoughts > > For Billy. :-) > http://babylonbee.com/news/new-google-technology-autocorrects-users-thoughts/ > <http://babylonbee.com/news/new-google-technology-autocorrects-users-thoughts/> > New Google Technology Autocorrects Users’ Thoughts > The Babylon Bee <http://babylonbee.com/>August 8, 2017 > > MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—At a special press conference held at the technology > giant’s sprawling campus Tuesday, Google engineers revealed exciting new > technology that autocorrects any errant thoughts its users are having, > replacing them with positions approved by the company. > > Utilizing advanced retinal scan and proprietary telepathic scanning > technology, the new automatic thought correction algorithm is now live for > users of Google’s search engine, Android operating system, Chrome OS, and the > hundreds of other apps and services the company provides. > > “Let’s say you start thinking there may be some kind of inherent biological > difference between men and women,” Google employee Ryan Vo said in a live > demo of the new tech. “Immediately, the thought suggestion program in any > nearby Google device, app, or service will scrub the idea of inherent gender > differences and replace them with the sure knowledge that there are at least > three hundred different genders in existence, and always has been.” > > “Google will begin rebuilding your mind, piece by piece,” he added to the > cheers and applause of the tech bloggers and industry professionals gathered. > > According to the spokesperson, Google is also utilizing crack teams of > ex-military personnel to round up anyone who resists the new technology, > taking them to a new portion of Google’s campus known as the “Department of > Love” for questioning, reconditioning, and re-introduction into civilized > society. > > At publishing time, a jealous Mark Zuckerberg had put his best programmers on > the job of attempting to reverse-engineer Google’s new thought correction > algorithm for use on his own social network, sources confirmed. > > > > Sent from my iPhone > -- > -- > Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community > <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>> > Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism > <http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism> > Radical Centrism website and blog: http://RadicalCentrism.org > <http://radicalcentrism.org/> > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected] > <mailto:[email protected]>. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout > <https://groups.google.com/d/optout>. > > -- > -- > Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community > <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>> > Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism > <http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism> > Radical Centrism website and blog: http://RadicalCentrism.org > <http://radicalcentrism.org/> > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected] > <mailto:[email protected]>. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout > <https://groups.google.com/d/optout>. -- -- Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community <[email protected]> Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism Radical Centrism website and blog: http://RadicalCentrism.org --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
