I wonder if our government has thought about this means of attack?

Robert Hamilton
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FW: Help the Iowa Farmer

This one has possibilities:

Here's a good idea for a new secret weapon.  This is a win-win idea to
help
win the War on Terrorists and help Iowa Farmers.

What we do is design a small air-drop crate with a parachute.  Go around
Iowa and buy up all the piglets that can be found.  Put little coats on
them
with an "Osama Sucks" sticker and "We're On Our Way" (written in Arabic,
of
course).  Air drop these little dudes by the thousands all over
Afghanistan.

The Muslims will go crazy; they can't even touch a pig or they won't get
to
see Allah when they die.

It'll be "pigs everywhere" in their tunnels, mosques, huts, homes, etc.
Why, even the pig excrement will contaminate the
countryside for years to come.  This will cause such chaos, the Special
Operations Troops can come in, mop
up and then have a babyback rib barbeque and come home. It will be known
as
Operation Iowa Pig Drop (OIPD) - or we can call it: Pigs for Peace
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