I like that one. The other one that I liked was to capture Osama alive and take him to San Fransisco. Give him a sex change operation and then send him back to live there as a woman. Ouch! Bob Simons
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jer. 29:11 [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----- Original Message ----- From: "Robert D Hamilton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, October 15, 2001 8:10 PM Subject: [RR] Fw: FW: Help the Iowa Farmer > I wonder if our government has thought about this means of attack? > > Robert Hamilton > -------------------- > > FW: Help the Iowa Farmer > > This one has possibilities: > > Here's a good idea for a new secret weapon. This is a win-win idea to > help > win the War on Terrorists and help Iowa Farmers. > > What we do is design a small air-drop crate with a parachute. Go around > Iowa and buy up all the piglets that can be found. Put little coats on > them > with an "Osama Sucks" sticker and "We're On Our Way" (written in Arabic, > of > course). Air drop these little dudes by the thousands all over > Afghanistan. > > The Muslims will go crazy; they can't even touch a pig or they won't get > to > see Allah when they die. > > It'll be "pigs everywhere" in their tunnels, mosques, huts, homes, etc. > Why, even the pig excrement will contaminate the > countryside for years to come. This will cause such chaos, the Special > Operations Troops can come in, mop > up and then have a babyback rib barbeque and come home. It will be known > as > Operation Iowa Pig Drop (OIPD) - or we can call it: Pigs for Peace > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. > _______ > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm > http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ---------------------------------------------------- Sign Up for NetZero Platinum Today Only $9.95 per month! http://my.netzero.net/s/signup?r=platinum&refcd=PT97 _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
