[RR] funny-or maybe not

[Bob Simons]

Subject: Earthly Behavior   One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels  and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When the angel returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on  Earth; 95% are living in the flesh unrepentant & 5% are not. They worship mammon, security, murder children, divorce and adultry are rampant in the churches even, and lay up treasures for their (good) life there. 5% walk in the Spirit before you. He thought for a moment & said, "Maybe I had better  send down a second angel to get another opinion," So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When this angel returned he went to God and  said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% have the form of Godlimness but live in the flesh and rely on their the carnal minds, 5% are walking in the spirit and In the Word." God was not pleased. So He decided to have an E-mail sent to the 5% that were living by faith, because He wanted to encourage them. .... give them a  little something to help them keep going and that He was sending their deliverer soon. That He would keep them through the great testing coming too.       Do you know what that E-mail  said.......................? ?   You didn't get one, hugh !???? Bob Simons   For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jer. 29:11 [EMAIL PROTECTED]