1. The stupidity of any action is directly proportional to the number of people watching. 2. The chances of a slice of toast and jelly falling jelly side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet upon which it falls. 3. The probability a special, unexpected guest (i.e.-area commander, children's pastor, etc.) showing up at your outpost meeting is directly proportional to the lack of planning you did that day. 4. The chances of your Lt. Commander not showing up are directly proportional to the number of boys who do. 5. The chances of rain on a campout are directly proportional to the amount of gear you have out. Anybody have any more? Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com |
