--- iwannabe infcf <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > 1. The stupidity of any action is directly proportional to the number of > people watching.
*True and proved by me at Powwow by eating a bug in the sight of 200 boys.. 90% didn't see.. so I ate another grasshopper<G> Later, a Mom had me explain why her son was eating bugs now... > 2. The chances of a slice of toast and jelly falling jelly side down are > directly proportional to the cost of the carpet upon which it falls. *This is like my habit of putting on a clean T-shirt before eating.. Me.. spill coffee on a dirty shirt? No way! > 3. The probability a special, unexpected guest (i.e.-area commander, > children's pastor, etc.) showing up at your outpost meeting is directly > proportional to the lack of planning you did that day. This is why I allways pack small ropes around for "Knot tying" "Knotcraft" is secret code for Commander didn't plan the meeting<G> > 4. The chances of your Lt. Commander not showing up are directly > proportional to the number of boys who do. Hummmm.. *I'm in a Boy led troop and the attendence of Assist'nt Scoutmasters is redundent.. We are there to "protect" the Scoutmaster from doing everything<G> > 5. The chances of rain on a campout are directly proportional to the > amount of gear you have out. True, also the intensity of the rain relates to the amount of waterproofing you give your boots<G> I've started packing flip- flops just to walk around in puddles in camp, dry feet is for flatlanders! > > Anybody have any more? Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer > download : http://explorer.msn.com > ===== *High MORALE is the Index of effective Leadership. --------------********+********-------------------- Morale raises belief of the Leader in the follower, of the follower in the Leader, of each in themself, and both in the .....cause! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the 2002 Olympic Games http://sports.yahoo.com _______ Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org
