Ya, das goot - don't stick the fish in sideways - eat it head first <hee - hee>
 
Bob Triphahn
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, March 12, 2002 12:37 PM
Subject: AW: [RR] Gen. Schwartzkopf

Schwarz = Black
Kopf = Head

Black Head, the famous Siuox warrior.
Fought the battle of Split Knee Cap together with Red Bull, also nicknamed
"Boundless energy".
Unfortunately he did not die in battle but choked on a fish-bone.

A German who just came over from the Old Country befriended him and offered
him a (red) herring.
Not familiar with North sea creatures Black Head ate the fish cross ways -
the same way that Bro Larrikin eats a banana.
A small fish bone lodged itself between the voice box and tongue and
restricted the flow of air until finally Black Head had to decide to either
stop breathing or live with impaired breathing.
That type of impaired breathing develops a high pitch hissing sound .
That is not good if you want to sneak through enemy lines.
So Black Head made a decision.

The German, whose name was Ludwig Schnickelhuber, did not know the Heimlich
maneuver.
Otherwise the bone could still be seen sticking out of the only Redwood tree
standing in Manitoba.

I hope that this dramatic story teaches you all a lesson, or two.

Does this answer your (BTW)-question, Brian ?

Greetings

G�nter

-----Urspr�ngliche Nachricht-----
Von: Brian Wood [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Gesendet: Dienstag, 12. M�rz 2002 16:39
An: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; G�nter Pflaum
Betreff: RE: [RR] Gen. Schwartzkopf


>===== Original Message From G�nter Pflaum <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> =====
>My son slipped a note on my desk with the following:
>
>"General Schwarzkopf was asked in a recent interview if there was any room
>for forgiveness towards people who have harboured and abetted the
terrorists
>who were responsible for the Sept. 11 attacks on the United States.
>His reply was: " I believe that forgiving them is God's function.
>Our job is to simply arrange the meeting."

Hmm, nice to know he intends to evangelise them! (BTW waht does Schwartzkopf
mean?)

BoW

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