How about: I bored through the board until I got bored and went to visit a Boer farmer, who was on the church board. While I was there we ate wild boer and it was obvious that his wife bore a child.
In a message dated Tue, 19 Mar 2002 2:41:39 PM Eastern Standard Time, "The Larrikin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > > > > Betreff: For my English friends.... > > SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TOUGH ENOUGH TO TRY TO LEARN ENGLISH? > > > > This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the > > brave. It was passed on by a linguist, original author unknown. Peruse at > > your leisure, English lovers. > > > > Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: > OK, try this one; > I bored through the wood until I got bored and went to visit a Boer farmer, while I >was > there we ate wild boer. > > > There's a storm coming, our Storm. > PROCLAIMING GOD'S LOVE TO A DYING WORLD > Say to the captives, 'come out,' and those in darkness, 'Be free!' > Isaiah 49:9 > I looked to the heavens to where God dwells > I looked into my life to see he lives there as well. > Love in Jesus > Adrian Bonham > Windsor, N.S.W. > http://www.summit.net.au/~founder1/ > > > _______ > Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. > > Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ > > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm > http://rangernet.org _______ Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org
