Trooper trouble
A state trooper pulled over a blonde on a lonely back road and asked, "Ma'am,
is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an
accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved
to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the
right and there was another tree in front of me!"
The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and
explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
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