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[M&M Archer]

------------------------------------------------------------- WE MUST STOP THIS SINISTER PLOT!  Have you ever noticed that as the years go by, everything seems uphill from  where you are? Stairs are steeper, groceries are heavier, and everything is  farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was horrified to  discover how long our street had become! I never noticed when I was younger  that it's been changing!  And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones.  They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up, they   keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message,  until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?   I have a feeling that these people are much younger than I was at the same  age. On the other hand, something has been making people who used to be my  own age, much older than I am now.   I ran into an old friend the other day. She has aged so much, she didn't  even recognize me. I was thinking about the poor dear while combing my hair  this morning, and glancing at my own refection..... I noticed that even  mirrors are not made the way they used to be!   Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking life and limb  if you just happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say  is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and  swerve in my rear view mirror.    I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on - but  the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: the printing is so tiny,  that no one could ever find a number in the phone directory!   All I can do is pass along this warning: Maturity is under attack! Unless  something drastic happens, pretty soon *everyone* will have to suffer these  awful indignities.   PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET  THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!   P.S.: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has  caused fonts to be smaller than they once were, too!   ***