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Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 11:18
PM
Subject: [RR] Fw: Fwd:conspiracy
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WE MUST
STOP
THIS SINISTER PLOT!
Have you ever noticed that as the years
go by, everything seems uphill from
where you are? Stairs are
steeper, groceries are heavier, and everything is
farther away.
Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was horrified to
discover how
long our street had become! I never noticed when I was younger
that
it's been changing!
And, you know, people are less considerate now,
especially the young ones.
They speak in whispers all the time! If
you ask them to speak up, they
keep repeating themselves,
endlessly mouthing the same silent message,
until they're red in the
face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I have a feeling
that these people are much younger than I was at the same
age. On the
other hand, something has been making people who used to be my
own
age, much older than I am now.
I ran into an old friend the other
day. She has aged so much, she didn't
even recognize me. I was
thinking about the poor dear while combing my hair
this morning, and
glancing at my own refection..... I noticed that even
mirrors are not
made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so
fast today! You're risking life and limb
if you just happen to pull
onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say
is, their brakes
must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and
swerve in
my rear view mirror.
I'd like to call up someone in
authority to report what's going on - but
the telephone company is in
on the conspiracy too: the printing is so tiny,
that no one could
ever find a number in the phone directory!
All I can do is pass
along this warning: Maturity is under attack! Unless
something
drastic happens, pretty soon *everyone* will have to suffer
these
awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE
YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET
THIS CONSPIRACY
STOPPED!
P.S.: I am sending this to you in a larger font size,
because something has
caused fonts to be smaller than they once were,
too!
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